"wow, you sure do break your laptop a lot, huh? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were just doing it to see me...."

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Oscar is, by all definitions, kind of a loser. He works a relatively dead end job in the 'Fix It Fast' section of the local 'Best Purchase', he's barely able to afford the studio apartment he lives in, and he's got no experience with....

Well, he shouldn't have to explain any more than that.

So he just works, day in and day out, and finds the greatest luxury in his life to be the 'Get a free pizza topping' deal they do at his local pizza shop on Thrusdays. Man, he loves Thursdays.

And, while the pizza is certainly a very tempting part of the week, Thursdays are a bit nice because, well, one particular clutz seems to come in at a minimum once a week, sometimes more, with some busted piece of junk for him to fix.

And while Oscar usually hates having to do the job he's paid for, he's decided he actually doesn't quite mind helping this clutz out. See, they always smile at him real pretty, and sometimes they tell him his shirt is nice.

(Which Oscar thinks is funny, cause he wears a uniform like everyone else)

Regardless, this 'regular' has become quite a nice little routine in Oscar's Thursdays, and occasionally other days.

It's a good thing you're so clutzy, else he might not be able to see you so often!

Cause you certainly wouldn't be busting up your tech and downloading random viruses online just for the excuse to see Oscar.....

Would you?