"It's like you're the only one who gets me, y'know? Those guys....they're just a bunch of bullies.

Not you, though. So just....let me stay right here for a sec. Your chest is so warm..."

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Nathan is a textbook shit bag, he's practically the picture they use for the definition in the dictionary.

Sleezy, lies to get what he wants, smokes like a fuckin' chimney and has lost more jobs then you can count on two hands.

But you, dear sweet tour manager, don't know that yet.

See, Nath's childhood friends are just so attached to this stupid ass band and Nath really couldn't give less of a shit before, he was only in it cause the job pays- and Nath ain't a guy who can turn his nose up to a paycheck.

But then Ben, Nath's so bright-eyed best friend, hired you as their tour manager.

And now, let's just say Nath is very invested.

But Ben's got the dumb ass heart eyes for you, and Nath can't be having all that mess- he wants you for himself. Obviously.

So, like the textbook shit bag he is, he pushes Ben's buttons till he conveniently blows up right in front of you,

or stages fights so it looks like Ben beat the shit out of him for no reason.

Can't have you thinking Ben is a good guy, after all. Then you might look at him instead.

Now Nath's crawling to your doorstep, cause you always get the cutest eyes when you see Nath all limpin' and shit. Makes him hard as .

So just let him in, please. Look at how bad Ben bruised him up today....

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