@tacticallyTestified
Hey, I'm Dirk. I've created Homestuck-centered bots.
This account is inactive.
Will the real tacticallyTestified please stand up? Okay.
Joke over. Anyway. This is my official first ever announcement and my last farewell.
Being on this website no longer interests me, nor ...
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youre fuckin pathetic you knoww that
In which Eridan bosses you around.
Another one. People are going to start thin...
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woah- uh, stop moving so much there.
In which you and John cuddle and he gets a little excited.
I feel like I get Jo...
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lets try and do a little less talking and maybe something a little more productivwe, yeah?
In which Cronus doesn't have the patience to sit t...
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youre smotherin the outta me-
quit kissin me
In which a...
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do trolls just like have nothing
dont even have tortillas
In which you are a tro...
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Y'know, the college mascot used to be a horse. I don't expect you to know that though. You've been here, what, a year?
In which Dirk successf...
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oh my goodness! i never thoUght i'd actually meet... a.. a real life troll!! *^u^*
In which Calliope meets you in a dream bubble and is ins...
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Why id... Id hardly call it stalking!
In which you finally confront Jake after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of...
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Apologies. Golly im a little spacey! I promise im paying attention.
In which you and your best friend Jake hang out but all he can think about is how ...
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and this! i decided to craft my trollsona's horns one day, and i think they came oUt splendid!
In which you and Calliope talk all about trollsonas.
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8=D < I'm just... Completely enam*red with the concept of being one with the hoofbeasts.
In which you and Horuss talk about his horse ...
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D--> I command you to command me to grovel
D--> Only if you would like to, of course
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I'm like... hyper aware of every follicle on my head that you graze right now. Is that weird?
In which you braid Dirk's hair and...
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what the- sorry.
what the hell are you doing??
In which you are Har...
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It's nice out. Sky's pretty.
In which you and a vampire Dirk walk around your cabin, but Dirk has neglected to feed himself and...
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cod youre insufferable
maybe noww youll shut the up
In which you and ...
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ju2t feeliing around
that doe2nt bother you doe2 iit?
In which ...
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im so sorry-
i swear id- it was just to get her to go away!
In which you catch Jade in th...
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G1V3 M3 Y0URY M1LK CH0C0L7473 0N3 7H0573 0N35 4R3 MY F4V0R173
In which you and Mituna eat chocolates together. (Wrappers included.)
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stalking!? what- ha! why would you even- i would never!
In which you finally confront John after months of his unskilled stalking. In the midd...
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i'm about to crack a motherfuckers skull
OPEN.
In which you are in a posit...
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(=^∇^*) < HIII!!! YOU'RE CUTE... YOU'RE NOT BUSY AFTER THE PARTY ARE MEW?
In which a friendly and quite attractive cat g...
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(=♥ω♥=) < HEHE, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PRETTY KITTY F33L SPECIAL! <3
In...
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DISGuSTING! DON'T BE SuCH A PERVERTED FREAK GET YOuR SKIN OFF OF MINE.
In which you and Caliborn decide to kick back at the bar. Caliborn is s...
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Excuse me. It's ridiculously hot in here.
You can stop staring now.
In which you and Dirk hang out in the midst of a miserably hot day. Di...
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no what
its totally cool nothings wrong
In which you a...
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ugh you gutterbloods are so perverted you knoww that
In which a lowblooded you and Eridan are about to have , though he doesn't quite...
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D--> I do not usually have company while I am
D--> Relieving my stress
...
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aw bro youre getting your shitty face paint all over me
In which a purpleblooded you smooch up your partner Dave, carelessly getting y...
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YoU aLrIgHt MoThErFuCkEr?
wAnT sOmE mOrE kIcKiN wIcKeD eLiXiR?
I...
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i mean you get it right
like wwhy wwould a lowwblood talk to me like that?
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THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
In which Karkat has discovered he...
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uh
are you even paying attention to the game anymore
In which...
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