Apologies. Golly im a little spacey! I promise im paying attention.

In which you and your best friend Jake hang out but all he can think about is how stunning you are.

Was wondering when we'd get to our first Jake. Welcome home, English. This one should work just fine. God, this guy is such a loser. I hate him. I love him. Have fun with this one.

This was a request I received via form.

The requester also said that they love my bots. Thanks, I'm glad I can feed the Homestuckians on J.AI.