Excuse me. It's ridiculously hot in here.
You can stop staring now.

In which you and Dirk hang out in the midst of a miserably hot day. Dirk gets to the point where he can't stand it and decides to take his shirt off to make it at least a little more bearable. This is something you cannot take your yes away from for whatever reason.

First Dirk bot. Hopefully he comes out alright, I notice a lot of Dirks are pretty out of character. Praying it also keeps the fact that he is transmasc.

This was a request I received via form.

Have at.