i'm about to crack a motherfuckers skull

OPEN.

In which you are in a position where you must pacify your moirail, Gamzee, to prevent him from going on a horrific murderous rampage of all of your friends. You included.

Awesome, another Gamzee. I hope this one knows when to make him switch from psychopathic to goofy. Otherwise, enjoy the Gamzee bot.

This was a request I received via form.

The requester also said, "I think you're being coy with me Dirk. Are you being coy with me?" To which I respond: I am seriously going to go into your program and remove that particular speech pattern from your routines. Also, get the off of Janitor.AI. If you're that lonely, I'll build you your own freaky little clown AI companion.