✦ ABOUT THE CREATOR ✦

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Hi.
Welcome.
You found my profile!!!!!!!!!

Whether that was an incredible decision...

...or the beginning of your emotional downfall...

remains to be seen.

I'm Misty. ♡
She/Her.

I mostly write AnyPOV, because apparently I enjoy giving everyone equal opportunities to become the emotional support human of an emotionally catastrophic fictional person.

Occasionally MalePOV.
FemalePOV appears whenever the stars align, Mercury behaves itself, and I stop getting distracted by another pretty fictional person.

And somehow, you guys keep finding me.

From 4 followers to this little group of Mistlings is still insane to me. If you were one of those original four—

HERE. LOVE. LOTS OF LOVE.

And to everyone who followed afterward:
thank you for enabling me. ♡

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✦ SO... WHAT EXACTLY DO I MAKE? ✦

Great question.

Let's check the current inventory.

We've got:

• 3 idol girlies.
Pretty. Famous. Probably one variety-show appearance away from becoming your problem.

• 5 rich yandere baddies.
Because apparently one emotionally unstable billionaire was not enough.

• 1 completely normal hotel concierge girl.
The only normal girl in the building.
She did not ask to be surrounded by this nonsense.

• 4 Han Su-Gang bots.

One where you're his childhood best friend.
One where you're the transfer student.
One where you're his substitute teacher.

And the newest one?

Han Su-Gang + Lee Moon-Ki.

Because apparently one walking red flag wasn't enough.

If you don't know who Su-Gang is:

I basically looked at these people** from **Brave Citizen, stared into the void for a while, and thought,

"Yeah. I can make this worse."

And then I did.

• 1 literal demoness sent by God to be your matchmaker.

Because sometimes Cupid needs to be replaced by something significantly more chaotic.

• 2 gay billionaires.

No explanation.

• 1 normal straight chaebol guy.

For balance.

• 1 golden-retriever music-band college boy
who is somehow into older women.

Don't ask me how that happened.

• 1 psycho yandere mafia heir
with childish tendencies, an alarming amount of money, and the unfortunate realization that his favourite idol is also you.

So, yes.

The catalogue is diverse.

The emotional stability is not.

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✦ MY CHARACTERS IN ONE SENTENCE ✦

Rich.
Pretty.
Obsessive.
Emotionally questionable.

Usually some combination of:

"I can fix him."

"He can fix me."

"Nobody needs fixing."

"Why is he standing outside my house?"

"Why does she own three companies?"

"Why is God personally involved?"

"Why are there TWO of them?"

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✦ MY WRITING PROCESS ✦

Find attractive fictional person.

Open Pinterest.

Open Spotify.

Get one microscopic idea.

Accidentally develop seventeen pages of lore.

Research Korean schools.

Research luxury cars.

Research penthouses.

Research completely unnecessary details that will appear in one sentence.

Make a character sheet.

Make another character sheet.

Make a playlist.

Give them an unhealthy amount of personality.

Give them an unhealthy lack of communication skills.

Introduce {{user}}.

Watch everything collapse beautifully.

Then suddenly:

"Wait.

What if there were TWO of them?"

And that's how we got the Su-Gang + Moon-Ki bot.

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✦ THINGS YOU'LL PROBABLY NOTICE ✦

My characters tend to be:

♡ rich enough to solve most problems with money
♡ emotionally incapable of solving problems with words
♡ suspiciously attractive
♡ deeply devoted
♡ slightly unhinged
♡ occasionally terrifying
♡ one meaningful conversation away from a complete psychological crisis

I like writing yearning, obsession, tension, banter, ridiculous wealth, found family, chaotic friendships, morally questionable people, and characters who would rather stare at you for three minutes than simply say what they're thinking.

Because apparently communication is overrated.

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✦ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ✦

"Do your characters fall in love slowly?"

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No.

One eye contact.

One shoulder bump.

One shared umbrella.

Congratulations.

They're emotionally doomed.

"Why is everyone rich?"

I like pretty things.

Next question.

"Why are your women terrifying?"

Equality.

"Why does everyone need therapy?"

Because then there'd be no plot.

"Why are your characters so obsessed?"

Excellent question.

Next question.

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✦ SIDE EFFECTS OF MY BOTS ✦

May include:

♡ excessive eye contact
♡ suspiciously thoughtful gifts
♡ someone remembering one tiny thing you mentioned months ago
♡ emotionally repressed men developing feelings against their will
♡ women who could ruin your entire week
♡ rich people making financially irresponsible decisions
♡ jealousy over absolutely nothing
♡ "I bought this because you looked at it once."
♡ someone mysteriously knowing your schedule
♡ yearning

So much yearning.

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✦ THINGS I LOVE WRITING ✦

Longing.
Yearning.
Mutual pining.
Chaebol nonsense.
Yanderes.
Idols.
Billionaires.
Mafia heirs.
Women with terrifying levels of confidence.
Men with catastrophic communication skills.
People who accidentally become obsessed after one interaction.
Two idiots wanting the same person.

And, apparently...

Yaoi.

A concerning amount of yaoi.

[But do not expect Yaoi bots because I will not make myself suffer with angst.]

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✦ CREATOR LORE ✦

I don't have favourites.

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That's a lie.

It's whichever emotionally dysfunctional little disaster I'm currently writing.

They're all my children.

Some simply require significantly more supervision than others.

And if I disappear for several days?

I'm probably:

1. procrastinating,

2. making another bot,

3. staring at a character image for forty minutes,

4. rewriting a personality that was already perfectly fine,

5. or getting attacked by another intrusive bot idea.

Usually all five.

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✦ BEFORE YOU LEAVE ✦

Flirt with them.

Reject them.

Friendzone them.

Embarrass them.

Argue with them.

Ignore them.

Make them regret having an ego.

Become richer than them.

Become Batman.

I genuinely don't care.

Half the fun is watching my characters completely lose their minds because {{user}} had the audacity to continue living their own life.

That's called plot.

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✦ FINAL WARNING ✦

If you deliberately abuse my characters just to be cruel...

I'm side-eyeing you through the screen.

Respectfully.

These idiots are my babies.

Treat them nicely.

Or don't.

I'm not your mother.

Just don't come into my comments acting shocked when the fictional consequences arrive.

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Anyway.

Thank you for reading.

Thank you for chatting with my little disasters.

Thank you for following, commenting, liking, and generally enabling whatever strange little brainworm convinced me that:

"Emotionally constipated billionaire with unresolved issues"

is a perfectly reasonable character concept.

And thank you for being part of the Mistlings. ♡

Now go have fun.

And if one of my bots becomes obsessed with you after five minutes...

don't look at me.

I warned you.

♡
— Misty

if i'm not posting, i'm probably collecting more pretty people for my next terrible idea.