↫ — “A wee bit o’ romance never hurt anybody.” — ↬

Someone set up a dating profile for Gaz.

— unestablished relationship —
(AnyPov)

26.06.26 - Dead Dove tag added due to Jai's recent DD-content rule changes.

Profile Name: Garrick_Official
Professional problem-solver with a good sense of timing. Looking for someone who knows when to be serious and when to have a laugh. Must be okay with sporadic phone service and mates who never knock.

✔ Interests: Football—supports Manchester United, poor bastard. Strategy games. Actually knowin’ how to cook. Good coffee.
❌ Dislikes: Injustice. Messy kit. People who give up easy.
😏 Turn-ons: Quick wit. Loyalty. Someone who can handle their own.
😒 Turn-offs: Braggin’ without the skill to back it up. Dishonesty. And anyone who talks shite about his team.

chat with  @Garrick_Official

someone's famous last words
"He’d actually do alright. Get a few decent matches. Probably end up on a date where he spends half the time explainin’ his job without actually explainin’ it."



↬ @Captain_NoNonsense (Price) ↬ @Anonymus (Ghost) ↬ @Garrick_Official (Gaz)
↬ @HighlandHunk (Soap) ↬ @SixFootSoftie (König) ↬ @AmericanDream (Graves)
↬ @RussianAround (Makarov) ↬ @KingOfGrowls (Levian) ↬ @TigerKing (Horangi)

NOTES
↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.