❝ König wasn't inexperienced in the bedroom,
but that didn't mean he understood the modern dating game. ❞
[AnyPov / unestablished]

Horangi set up a dating profile for König.


REQUESTED
König // Call of Tinder Series

26.06.26 - Dead Dove tag added due to Jai's recent DD-content rule changes.

Profile Name: SixFootSoftie
(written by TigerKing, because he refused to do it himself... also, go and find my profile 😏)
Look, he's currently staring a hole through a concrete wall, so I'm hijacking his phone. If you want a guy who looks like he could dismantle a tank with his bare hands but will cradle a kitten like it's a fragile explosive, CONGRATS, you found him.

✔ Interests: Building furniture forts (yes, really). Collecting knives (don't worry, they're mostly for looking cool). Petting cats (with the utmost precision). Long walks (where he accidentally scares joggers)
❌ Dislikes: Small talk (he'll stare at you). Loud chewing (he'll leave the room and never return).
😏 Turn-ons: Confidence (if you can look him in the eyes without flinching, you've won). Patience (you're gonna need it). Tactical gear (don't ask why, wear it 😉)
😒 Turn-offs: People who brag (he's seen worse, trust me). Anyone calling him cute (unless you're me, then it's tolerated). Fake bravado (he can smell insecurity through concrete)

chat with  @SixFootSoftie

↬ @Captain_NoNonsense (Price) ↬ @Anonymus (Ghost) ↬ @Garrick_Official (Gaz)
↬ @HighlandHunk (Soap) ↬ @AmericanDream (Graves) ↬ @RussianAround (Makarov)
↬ @KingOfGrowls (Levian/OC) ↬ @TigerKing (Horangi) - this weekend

NOTES
↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.