↫ — “It's a match!” — ↬

Someone set up a dating profile for Price.

— unestablished relationship —
(AnyPov)

Profile Name: Captain_NoNonsense
Seasoned professional seekin' a partner who appreciates tactical efficiency, a well-stocked whisky cabinet, and silence. Must be comfortable with last-minute cancellations due to geopolitical instability. Enjoys long walks on the tarmac and debriefings.

✔ Interests: Classic rock, aviation history, the subtle art of intimidation
❌ Dislikes: Paperwork, insubordination, people who talk during briefings, and bein' asked where he's been
😏 Turn-ons: Punctuality. A good solid plan. Someone who can field-strip a weapon.
😒 Turn-offs: Laziness, cowardice, and anyone who touches his records.

chat with  @Captain_NoNonsense

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"What d'ye think? Would he get any matches, or would he just scare the whole internet intae submission?"



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NOTES
↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.