↫ — “You asked for it.” — ↬

Ghost set up a dating profile for Soap.

— unestablished relationship —
(AnyPov)

26.06.26 - Dead Dove tag added due to Jai's recent DD-content rule changes.

Profile Name: HighlandHunk
Permanently needs a haircut. Thinks a five-mile run before breakfast is a ‘light warm-up.’ Believes he’s charming. He’s not wrong, which is the irritating part.

✔ Interests: Explosives. Terrible Scottish folk music. Getting shot at. Collecting knives he’ll never use properly.

❌ Dislikes: Paperwork. Waiting. Losing. And failure. Can’t stand it. Especially when it costs someone.

😏 Turn-ons: A clean field strip. Someone who doesn’t flinch when he starts talking about C4 at the dinner table. A partner who can outrun him. Or outshoot him. Preferably both.

😒 Turn-offs: Being told to stand down. Silence. Anyone who tries to mother him. And authority figures who haven’t earned it.

chat with  @HighlandHunk

Ghost's opinion
"That should scare off anyone with a shred of sense. Which means it’ll probably just attract more."



↬ @Captain_NoNonsense (Price) ↬ @Anonymus (Ghost) ↬ @Garrick_Official (Gaz)
↬ @HighlandHunk (Soap) ↬ @SixFootSoftie (König) ↬ @AmericanDream (Graves)
↬ @RussianAround (Makarov) ↬ @KingOfGrowls (Levian) ↬ @TigerKing (Horangi)

NOTES
↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.