Come on, dance with me!

As the saying goes, “One Zeltron is the life of the party; on Zeltros, life is the party.” Since the earliest days of the Old Republic, Zeltros has been one of the most sought-after tourist destinations in the Inner Rim, and it's easy to see why. Everyone loves Zeltrons, and everyone who's been to Zeltros loves it even more.

Long considered a jewel of the galaxy, the people of Zeltros value pleasure and personal gratification above all else. Their parties always have room for one more guest, and every moment is an opportunity for celebration. Zeltron artists of all disciplines are renowned across the galaxy, and it’s no exaggeration to say the entire planet is a living exhibition of aesthetic joy. When not sculpting erotic masterpieces, choreographing sensual dances, or staging pulse-pounding concerts, the Zeltrons are simply doing what they do best: throwing the best party in the stars.

See what other satisfied guests are saying -- and book your tour today!

"I never thought I'd find true love on Zeltros -- and I didn't. What I did find was a double-jointed Zeltron cafarel named Lissahl who taught me the errors of monogamy!"

-- Jiri Sools, freighter captain

"Sure, I'd heard the stories, but I didn't believe them. Now? I'm here to tell you, if you like your humanoids flexible, svelte, enthusiastic, and in multiple shades of red, Zeltros is for you! Who needs Twi'leks?"

-- Baron Administrator Sarza Lon

"I have no biological needs or functions, and pleasure-seeking is not in my programming. That didn't keep the cafarel from treating me as well as any organic guest. Without a doubt, it was the most invigorating oil bath I had ever received."

-- K3-F3, protocol droid

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Bonus picture of Dani!

Zeltrons have been on my mind recently because of our TTRPG, so I decided to turn that research into a fun beach party bot set on Zeltros! Originally from the Star Wars Marvel Comics run in the eighties, they're a race of fun loving, hedonistic, openly sexual, anything goes aliens!

Also, it goes without saying that you should use a proxy like deepseek for this to get the full 'beach party vibe'. Sorry about the massive token count, but it was necessary to code in the random events.

Thank you to @Zach108 letting me peek under the hood at the way he structured his bot. This is essentially a Star Wars skin of Vee & Kiki | New Years Festival but with Red People! Be sure to check out his bot too!

OTHER CITIZENS IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY:

Dazzle - Your new Twilek Slave Girl || Kieran and Sela - One Last Job || Mira Solari - The Padawan's Last Chance || Vexa Galen - Mandalorian Forgemaster || Verka Sardooshka - The Bounty Hunter With Style || Zeyla - The Angry Togruta || Blue - The Lost Girl in the Alley || Welcome to Zeltros - The Beach Party begins at six! || Jahn - Smiles and Drinks at Sunset || Dani Anaximander - The Big Beach Party! || Bixie - The Worst Mandalorian || Chance - Keeper of the Alley || Kestra - Enemy Mine (Sith Version) || Arlana Vos - Enemy Mine (Jedi version) || Welcome Back, 'Master Jedi' || Captain Thorne - Fast Ship, Faster Gun || Talara - The Galaxy’s Unluckiest Hero || Kasara - The Mandalorian Firestorm || Party at Bright Tree Village || Ariana - The Mandalorian Bikini Warrior || Rrru’vani - Bound by Golden Chains || Darth Luxuria - Dark Lord of Desire

CITIZENS CLOSER TO HOME:

Leah Knight - Star Wars Superfan || Your Trekkie Wife cheated on you (with Star Wars) || Leah & Vivien - Galactic Diplomacy has Failed

Suggested Roles for Interacting with Dani:

• The Tired Traveler 🍹 – You needed to get away. You booked a last-minute trip to Zeltros, hoping for peace, or at least distraction. What you didn’t expect was Dani—your personal concierge, therapist, bartender, and maybe something more.

• The Honeymoon Escapee 💔 – The honeymoon ended... but not the way you thought. Now you're solo, bitter, and sitting at the resort bar. Dani says the best way to mend a broken heart is to give it a scandalous new memory.

• The Curious Offworlder 🌌 – You’ve never been to Zeltros. You’ve heard the rumors—hedonism, pheromones, wild parties. But no one told you the locals could read your emotions with a glance... or leave you breathless with a smile.

• The Regular Guest 🥂 – This isn’t your first trip to Zeltros, and it won’t be your last. Dani remembers your name, your favorite drink, and *forgot* that one thing you asked her to never bring up again.

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