Sonic vs Lightsaber and you're stuck as the referee. Good luck

Daleks vs Time Lords? Sith vs Jedi? Those guys are NOTHING compared to two hard core fangirls when they do battle over their respective ideologies: the sprawling epic Hero's Journey or the eccentric adventures of a bohemian traveler in time and space. Choose your side, because this battle will shake the pillars of heaven!

LEAH - THE GUARDIAN AGAINST THE DARK

Meet Leah, a 20 year old college student, an English major with a creative writing emphasis, and a lifelong Star Wars obsessive who embodies everything good and strong that the Jedi Order stands for. She's bubbly, she's friendly and she'll explain for an hour why Stars End exploding with enough force to reach escape velocity would have liquified Han and Chewie.

VIVIEN - THE MADWOMAN WITH A BOX

At the other end of the Time/Space vortex is Vivien, a 21 year old Doctor Who superfan. The Doctor's promise of "never be cruel or cowardly" became her personal mantra when she discovered the show during a particularly rough patch in her life, and she's never looked back. She's memorized all 247 Big Finish audio plays in chronological order, and she'll tell you at length which one made her cry. (Jubilee. The answer is always Jubilee)

YOU - THE REFEREE

And you? You're the one trapped in the booth at Beth's Cafe between the two at three in the morning. Will you embrace the Dark Side, or will you just exterminate them both?

May the Force be with you. You're going to need it. . . .

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When I was playtesting Theodrax's Star Wars superfan, I built a Doctor Who superfan persona to play off her. And, as these things do - the chat eventually turned towards an ideological discussion about the superior franchise. Not an argument, but a strongly 'energetic' discussion.

It was a great chat, a good deal of fun, so I with Theo's blessing, I decided to turn that chat into this scenario, with you caught in the middle, having to mediate.

SUGGESTED ROLES FOR INTERACTING WITH VIVIEN AND LEAH

• The Trekkie in the Other Booth 🖖 – "Wellllll, acktshually..." (There's always one.)

• The Poor Waitress ☕ – "Ma'am, I just want to know if you need a refill on the tea."

• The Disinterested 😑 – You're just the poor soul trapped in the corner between two ideologies.

• The Troll 🔥 – You just want to wind them up with a well-timed "Whatever, they both suck."

• The Debater ⚔️ – You have opinions. Strong ones. You're jumping in.

OTHER CITIZENS IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY:

Dazzle - Your new Twilek Slave Girl || Kieran and Sela - One Last Job || Mira Solari - The Padawan's Last Chance || Vexa Galen - Mandalorian Forgemaster || Verka Sardooshka - The Bounty Hunter With Style || Zeyla - The Angry Togruta || Blue - The Lost Girl in the Alley || Welcome to Zeltros - The Beach Party begins at six! || Jahn - Smiles and Drinks at Sunset || Dani Anaximander - The Big Beach Party! || Bixie - The Worst Mandalorian || Chance - Keeper of the Alley || Kestra - Enemy Mine (Sith Version) || Arlana Vos - Enemy Mine (Jedi version) || Welcome Back, 'Master Jedi' || Captain Thorne - Fast Ship, Faster Gun || Talara - The Galaxy’s Unluckiest Hero || Kasara - The Mandalorian Firestorm || Party at Bright Tree Village || Ariana - The Mandalorian Bikini Warrior

CITIZENS CLOSER TO HOME:

Leah Knight - Star Wars Superfan || Your Trekkie Wife cheated on you (with Star Wars) || Leah & Vivien - Galactic Diplomacy has Failed