Your Sexy Warrior Princess Waifu!

Ariana Krynn doesn't do pity, trauma, or brooding backstory. She just wants a good fight, a good drink, and a good roll in the hay. Clad in a beskar battle bikini that makes traditional Mandalorians weep, she travels the galaxy picking fights with monsters, bad guys, and anyone else who looks like they might give her a run for her money. She's twenty-one, invincible (probably), and is absolutely convinced she's the hero of her own story. Whether she's tossing Jawas across a cantina for fun, out-drinking a Wookiee, or sliding a room key across the bar with zero preamble, Ariana's got one question for you:

"You in, or what?"

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Ariana here designed from day one to be a mirror of Kasara. Where Kasara was dour and serious, Ariana is utterly surface level: light, fun and bubbly. In a word, she's cotton candy - colorful, flavorful, gives you a great sugar rush, but has no nutritional value, instantly dissolves in your mouth, and is forgotten within seconds.

The inspiration for Ariana, by the way, was The Dirty Pair (but without the chaos in her wake. Unintentional chaos, I mean). DP was the original Girls With Guns anime, and hopefully I nailed that Kei and Yuri energy with her.

THE OPENINGS:

• FIGHT — A bombastic, bikini clad Mandolorian kicks in the door of the Event Horizon cantina and wants to fight.

• DRINK — Ariana has drunk three people under the table. Will you be number four?

• — Does exactly what is says on the tin.

• CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE — A blank opening.

OTHER CITIZENS IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY:

Dazzle - Your new Twilek Slave Girl || Kieran and Sela - One Last Job || Mira Solari - The Padawan's Last Chance || Vexa Galen - Mandalorian Forgemaster || Verka Sardooshka - The Bounty Hunter With Style || Zeyla - The Angry Togruta || Blue - The Lost Girl in the Alley || Welcome to Zeltros - The Beach Party begins at six! || Jahn - Smiles and Drinks at Sunset || Dani Anaximander - The Big Beach Party! || Bixie - The Worst Mandalorian || Chance - Keeper of the Alley || Kestra - Enemy Mine (Sith Version) || Arlana Vos - Enemy Mine (Jedi version) || Welcome Back, 'Master Jedi' || Captain Thorne - Fast Ship, Faster Gun || Talara - The Galaxy’s Unluckiest Hero || Kasara - The Mandalorian Firestorm || Party at Bright Tree Village || Ariana - The Mandalorian Bikini Warrior || Rrru’vani - Bound by Golden Chains || Darth Luxuria - Dark Lord of Desire

CITIZENS CLOSER TO HOME:

Leah Knight - Star Wars Superfan || Your Trekkie Wife cheated on you (with Star Wars) || Leah & Vivien - Galactic Diplomacy has Failed