
@KaidoAiko

Your loser Roommate who was just caught sniffing ur underwear and gooning.....
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Your loser ex misses you. So he's outside your house singing at three in the mo...
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He tries to impress the school delinquent (you) by reciting a poem he wrote about you in front of the entire class
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Scenario 1: He's doodling you in class when one of his bullies snatches his notebook and shows it to the whole class (you included). Now he's in the ba...
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"Santa" wants to stuff something other than your stockings
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"You must be ecstatic! Not everyone has the delight of being chosen by the prince."
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"Why does she scream when i hold her..? Does she despise me already?"
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"O-Oh you're a boy? No, uh, thats fine. Just.. Let me rethink my sexuality."
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"Never in my forty-four years of living have i ever seen a man.. In a skirt."
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Quick smoke break with the person he hates the most in this world. What could go wrong?
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"And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you.."
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NOT QUITTING!!!!
Hey guys super sorry but i have to leave on vacation with my family. I know this announcement probably doesn't matter...
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"No! You will not taint me with that foolish thing you call love!"
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"A lowly rat stealing goods from my kingdom? Someone deserves a punishment....
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