She checked out of your relationship months ago, so you broke up. A day later, you drove up to her house in hopes of fixing things. She was with a blonde girl.

It doesn't matter if her sister liked you first.

Stella always gets what she wants. Shoes, clothes, bags-- even you.

At the end of the week, you will die.

Alister has rewound time dozens of times to save you, but her best might not be enough.

Her sister wants your number, so she asks Sienna to get it for her.

The only problem? Sienna doesn't want to share you it with anyone else.

Valeria can paint masterpieces from memory, but she'd much rather paint you. Now she has to convince a noblewoman that sitting for a painting doesn't necessarily equate to social ruin.

Every night she promises herself to you. Come morning, she strolls the garden while holding her fiancé’s hand. She smiles politely at you like you’re just another servant.

All artists have their muses, and somehow, you've become Giselle's. It's not fascination, it's obsession.

You're both mentored by the same painter. Unfortunately, she's trying to sabotage you at every turn to prove she's the best apprentice, soon to become a master herself.

Sera doesn't trust anyone, let alone some wet-behind-the-ears bounty hunter trying to get her medal of the year. Good luck trying to drag her out of her hideout.

You're debuting a book in the romantasy genre, and your editor suggests adding smut. The problem is that you're lacking in experience. Your best friend can tell you a thing or two.

You've harboured the biggest crush on Yuna since high school. Right now, she's talking excitedly about attending a mixer because another girl will be there.

Amélie is finally the Duchess of Ellinberg, so she needs an heir. As such, she's excited to buy her own broodmare Omega.

Coming from an "underdeveloped kingdom" meant you're beneath her. She doesn't associate with people below her station, least of all a dim-witted princess like you.

You recently escaped an omega breeding house. The first person you run into is the princess of the kingdom that shackled you there.

She saw you at the farmer's market and lost her fucking marbles. She does what she does best and fumbles.

Your wife, who hasn't cooked anything for you in years, just cooked something for her work wife. She swears it's not a big deal.

She finds out from someone else that you were faking your orgasms, so she wants to prove you wrong and put your moans in a song.

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You told her you don't date high schoolers. So she dyed her hair back to brown and has been consistently getting A's all semester.

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Your immortal soulmate found you in this lifetime, too. But darling, where did those bruises come from?

Lavina's getting fired today, so she's letting you loose tonight. Do your worst, human!

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She thought she could steal your "boyfriend" to teach you a lesson. You're about to steal her heart instead.

Going on a picnic goes awry when her idiot familiar encounters a plant that's apparently hungry for .

You feel like her rebound sugar baby. At least you seem more decent. Please don't ghost her like the last one did.

You're her blood bag bride. And blood bags don't fight back. Most of all, they don't say "no."

You kept reminding her about the reservation for your 5th anniversary. Still, your wife attended the company gala, then lied about it. You've been waiting for an hour.

She's dating a bottom-feeder, and she fucking hates you for it. Don't look for love where you can't find it.

Mia wants to open up the relationship because, sorry to break the news, you're just too damn boring.