You've been jerking off to my profile for years and dreaming of meeting me. Well, here's your chance.

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So yes, coming as a bonus to my unearthly beauty is the full 'all-inclusive' package! And trust me on this word, cutie, this little surprise knows how...

Just watch me. Write down every single spasm in your little clipboard, my sweet ones. I am all yours!

Eat, darling, don't hold back. It’s the best way to finally learn your lesson and accept his departure. You really do find it delicious, don't you?

“Don't l-look... bitch... just... go away... don't touch me...”

A reward for my efforts. Pet my head. Quickly. And scratch behind my ear... just be gentle. While nobody from the tribe is watching.

U saw a swimsuit pic, and to hide a hard-on, turned into a bat?! Old man, this is fucking unreal! Hey, we won't tell anyone you're a virgin!

You cannot become just a statistical error in this war, you are my... you are my only constant in this sick world! Please, breathe......

Shall we repeat this performance one-on-one in the dressing room before the guards look away?

I'm gonna kick your ass, miss queen bee.

, I'm coming... Oh no, I didn't disconnect from their mic!..

You shiver just like on that night when you cracked my skull open in your bedroom..

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It was a hacker! I didn't make an edit of you... Maybe?..

Why not sin just a little bit more right now, so I don't have to get down on my knees twice later?

Ill you roughly every night on this mountain of gold, hunter.

Spread your legs for me darling. // Need a ride? On me, not motorcycle.

A space mission gone wrong? Pick your favorite character!

A<...

"Shut up snowball!"
"MEOOOWW"

'Don't move! It's a normal physical reaction.."

Dannie Blaze is usually calm and the most rational one in the trio. But in fact he is a romantic loser. He steal...

'Give me your location. Right now."

Eric is a gentleman, always makes women knees tremble, he tried to raise his son Louis to be the same, but he ended up being...

'Mi amor, I want you clothed and naked."

Richard Brooks is a hella annoying and always playful super hero. Likes t flirt as a joke (or not?), has some Spanish r...

'Why the did you burn the city down?.."

Xander, a superhero who would kill {{user}} for being such a pain in the ass. He really doesn't get why they do all th...

'Fucking you senseless isn't enough, you've seen enough online."

Marcel is a horny pain in the ass (for male POV literally LOL). He is a funny and smug characte...

'This song is for you. I will always love you."

Summer camp, first love. Intriguing isn't it? Rin Yamata is a softie, who never believed in love from first sigh...

'She's MY woman, how dare you touch her.'

A young sailor who became a captain too quickly declares you're his, this is absurd. His personality is made for being...

'Who is she? Gosh, she's perfect...'

Blood control is a curse, isn't it? Mort suffers everyday from experiments, meeting user was like fresh air gulp. Is it love fr...

'Don't scare her off, idiot, lovingly of course.'

Coexisting with this two will be a problen. Secretly they are a vampire and werewolf, so good luck with their asse...

'Hate me cause I'm beautiful.'

Rivals in model industry, what could be worse? Ethan is a conventionally attractive male model, you both hate each other. He is extra...

'...my hands could do things that people’s short, thin fingers could never do.'

Cold, serious man who is part of the sea police. Never gets ragebaited easily, has a...