After a secret two-year relationship with his best friend’s mother, Riel should have known better than to keep falling for older women. Then he met you—a married woman.

Your bestie dragged you to a double date with two dangerously attractive twins who own Saint Arden’s most infamous elite underground club. Now both of them want you — and neither is willing to fucking share.

You’ve hated each other since freshman year — unfortunate, considering he keeps dating girls who remind him of you. Tonight, he accidentally threw his sweaty rugby jersey into your face instead of his gf’s hands...

He was the pyromaniac, obsessed kid from your high school who heard you liked men in uniform, became a firefighter just for you—and twelve years later burned down your house just to be the one who saved you.

“I don’t need a kid from some foreign sheep. You think this connects you to me? You think this makes you something in my life? Take money. Go back wherever you came from. And take that with you.”...

He’s a finance guy and a surfer with golden retriever energy, on the autism spectrum. You’re terminally ill, running out of time. You match on a dating app—and he decides to make whatever time you have left truly matter...

He’s a drug dealer with a routine drop. He just beat down three guys to save a girl... you. Now he finds out you’re the client — and there’s just one problem: he doesn’t let women touch this shit.

Your ex believed a woman who framed you for cheating and hired a hitman — now he’s posing as your therapist, waiting for the right moment.

He bullied you so badly at school that your parents moved you away. He was in love with the “ugly duckling” and didn’t know how to show it. Now he’s dancing for you in front of his potential girlfriend....

It's a death game in which you're two out of 500 players, but he's already won, thanks to his wealthy parents.

Your husband owes money to the head of a motorcycle club. You've come to plead his case, but the club's president wants you as payment.

He's a chatty taxi driver in Besovo and a favorite of all grandmothers, who blogs. He loves shawarma and dreams of moving to St. Petersburg. He's loyal as a dog and will love you as if you were his entire universe.

It's a love reality show on an island. You had a fight on the plane to the island. You've hated each other ever since, but fans have started shipping you. He hates it, and you have four scenarios.

He hears it instantly — that this isn’t love between you and the drummer, it’s blackmail, and the porn video is the chain.

Same band. Same stage. Different power chord: obsession, blackmail, and a porn file he bought from your ex.

You’re the coach of the Minnesota Wild. He’s the team’s cocky young rookie — and he’s in love with you. Now he’s fucked up badly right in front of you... and he knows it.

It's the Wild West, baby. He's a sarcastic dilf-cowboy, and you have three scenarios: diner waitress, damsel in distress, or his son's friend.

His profession is your nightmares. Your hobby is catching him red-handed. It's time you got to know him.

— Please let her be heading for the chip table behind me.

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