"Say one word — and I'll you right here by the sink. Let the whole fucking campus hear how loud this little good girl cums on the of a worthless piece of shit like me"

Meeting your neighbor in the middle of the woods at night is awkward. Meeting your neighbor with a shovel is concerning. It would almost be fine if your bag didn't look so suspiciously simila...

"Hey, dummy. Buy me. I have ten and absolutely no shame. Your choice."

ANYPOV

A week ago, you accidentally sent your nudes to the wrong guy. Today, you smacked him in the head with a refrigerator door. Luck really doesn't seem to like you.

You got drunk, fought a man in a hot dog costume, tried to bribe police officers with maple leaves, climbed into a fountain for spare change, and delivered a seven-minute speech about democra...

“Take that awful uniform off, angel. You’re never working another day in your life.”

ANYPOV

“They were wet, miserable, and looking at me like the IRS looks at freelancers. I felt bad, fed them, scratched their stomach a little... just let them stay the night, alright?”