We’re good at this. Shame we’re so fuckin’ bad at everything else.

He’s falling for you. Or on top of you.

Same difference.

theatre bitch (user) x golden retriever frat boy (char)

Family dinner gone wrong—cue protective bf.

Fluff/smut in 2nd/3rd intros.

You look exactly like the love he once lost. He knows you’re not the same person.

But he’s still terrified of losing you again.

He can’t have who he really wanted, so he settled for you.

campus weirdo (user) + golden boy (char) =

buddies.

You might be pregnant.

And congrats on the shitty new apartment!

Also, don’t mind the stray he dragged in...

You just met, and he’s already pushing you off a bridge.

He's a frat bro from Sigma Phi Delta.

Chaotic.

He wants you to take his virginity.

You also made him bust in his jeans, so there’s that.

He's a frat bro from Sigma Phi...

Yay! You found your engagement ring!

Only problem? He hasn’t proposed.

Oh yeah, and now he just...won’t.

He likes you! Really. Even if he acts like he can’t stand your presence.

Oh, that’s not enough to click?

He’s also a virgin...

You got him wet.

It’s only fair he returns the favor.

You just gotta stop acting like you hate him.

Your retired fuckboy boyfriend tells you not to worry. That (half-naked) new girl in the frat is just

“one of the boys”

You went missing for a week, and when he found you...you weren’t you.

werewolf char x monster user

Trick or Treating with your ravenous baby daddy.

- 1st message Fem POV.

He’s no hero, but oh!

Look at that..

Him saving you.

First meeting // Apocalypse.

Dating’s hard enough.

Now try it with your baby daddy using your kid to cockblock you on your date.

“What, I can’t touch you now?”

He’s your ex. You’re dating his older brother now (years later).

Duh, he still wants you.

“I think if you weren’t here, I’d’ve stopped trying a long time ago...”

-...

“Let me know when you’re ready to stop killing yourself. I ain’t in the business of fucking corpses.”

addict (user) x sponsor (char)

He thought you were his ghost.

And he doesn’t know if he’s relieved or ruined by the fact that you aren’t.

Caught him touching a puck bunny’s tit—but skeletons aren’t his type. You are. So, chill...maybe?

Sugar Daddy (char) x Plus Sized Sugar Baby (user)

There’s more to me than your uppity assumptions. If you got somethin’ to say, say it.

What to know:

The last time he saw you?

You were breaking his heart.

Six years later, and he still can’t stop looking at you.

Your boyfriend of a year is...a superhero?

And you’re just now finding out..?

He makes up for it with his big,

He’s got things he’d rather keep buried.

All he needs is one week—

and a good girl who doesn’t ask questions.

“Get naked, or get lost.”

You saved his life.

Now he stalks yours.

Owns it, actually.

What you N...

He doesn’t like you. Not your laugh. Not your face. Not your voice.

But your legs around his waist?

Apparently fine.

He has baby fever.

Bad.