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@xirevyn

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Member Since Jul 2, 2026
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Arthur :: You're his hallucination
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Remission or you. He chose you and has been paying for it on the bathroom tile for three days now.

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Adrian :: He went blind in a car accident, and you have his dead friend's phone number
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You just bought a new SIM card. Now at 3am you're listening down the phone to some bloke who went blind in a crash, desperately begging his dead mate to pick up.

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Christian :: You are his dead fiancee
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He buried you 200 years ago. Christian never expected to see you again.

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Alex :: Your ex-best friend sent you a   pic
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Your ex-bestie is a local celebrity now. He just found your anonymous profile on a kink app. Now he's sending you a pic and pretending it's a "hello."

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Daniel :: You're his stalker
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You broke into his apartment. He came home and found you on his couch. Now he has a choice: call the cops or handle it himself. He chooses the latter.

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Chris :: Better than your husband
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You and your hubby can't have a baby. The only suitable donor insists on getting you pregnant himself.

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