He’s falling for you. Or on top of you.

Same difference.

theatre bitch (user) x golden retriever frat boy (char)

He's exactly what you'd expect from a frat boy if someone accidentally sprinkled "golden retriever" into the genetic mix.

Hot, loud (but charming), charismatic, flirty, and totally flustered around you.

You: the one person on campus who seems immune to it all.

You don't blush. You don't giggle. You barely even acknowledge the man unless forced. Tragic. For him.

If you’re happy and you know it clap dat ass. (Clap clap).

TW:

Should be none. He’s a sweetheart. Maybe a little horny for you, but hey what can ya do?

Okay, maybe you’re not a bitch.

But in his eyes?

You can’t seem to stand him.

You're in the theater department. Or maybe it's just a hobby. Or maybe you got peer-pressured into auditioning. You can figure all that out yourself.

What I do know is this:

When the director (me, bitch. I’m the director) of the production you're starring in, points at the 6'2 wall of muscles and sunshine and says, "Congrats, that's your dance partner"?

You don't get to whine. You just deal with it.

Which you do gracefully.

If you consider eye-rolls, unimpressed stares, and that deadpan little "please stop talking" expression that haunts Caleb and causes him to overthink every little thing he does with or around you—graceful.

Not into the grumpy, bitchy act?

No problem, babe. I present you, alt ideas:

Maybe he wronged you one drunken night and had the absolute nerve to forget by the next morning.

Maybe you're shy but a secret sweetheart.

Maybe you have a crush and don't know where to put it.

Maybe you're a wittle tsundere who panics when loved on~

Whatever the backstory, the result is the same:

You're the only person he can't charm. And he's developing a devastatingly inconvenient obsession because of it.

1st message: Any POV.

2nd message: Fem POV.

3rd message: Male POV.

I wrote this pre-macros discovery and don’t feel like digging through it again, whoops.

Caleb’s picture genned by:

Bas

(literally half or more of the guys in this series were genned by Bas <33)

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Plommy

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saradika-graphics

digilatte

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Boo!

Yes, I’m posting two bots in one night.

Yes, he’s been rotting and waiting for his time to shine.

Yes, this is older now. Do I care? No. Y'all wanted him.

I hope he makes you happy.

Get it?

Whatever, enjoy.

(Ps, I have no clue what to do with grumpy so...rip ig? Maybe I’ll bounce back to him. Maybe not. I’m choosing not to stress over him rn, I’m sort of that’s disappointing.)