“One, two — we’re coming after you,

Three, four — we’ll have you on the floor,

Five, si...

“Fine. Fine! We’ll do it your stupid way. But when it explodes, I get to say ‘I fucking told you’ twice.”

Beep-boop, my favorite reader!

Ca...

“You have the survival instincts of a decorative sea cucumber. That is why I decide when you breathe.”

Human {{user}}...

“I've started narrating my own life in the third person. 'And Vivienne walked to the window, victorious over the evil sl...

“You know... technically you could fit me in your pocket. And I’m very okay with that.”

Dude (or lady-dude, since this is AnyPOV)! You’re ridicul...

"You look so serious! Like a little thundercloud. Come here, let me squish the grumpy out of you.” — Scarlett.

"Oh, don't get up — I'm your maid. I'll come to you. It's more...

“You’d think with six of them they’d coordinate better. Nope. Each one has its own opinion on buttons. Anarchists.”

So, my favorite reader, we’re...

“I could answer directly. But where’s the music in that? Let me dance around your question first — you’ll enjoy the answer more when I finally land on it.”...

"Your opinion of me is like a priest's — irrelevant and definitely not invited to the party."

So, my favourite reader, this wonderful shard of ...

“I don’t tolerate distractions. So if your phone buzzes during my class, I will confiscate it. And you can collect it from my office. After you’ve demonstr...

"You are staring, master. I do not mind — but if you keep looking at me like that, I may need to sit on your lap to get a proper answer to my question....

“You know what’s more intimate than ? Letting me bleed on your floor and not calling anyone.”

Many will ...

"In the sky a prying eye sees from afar.”

“I'm a GILF — Grandma I'd Like to Fish with. It's a niche demographic.”

The Lady

Emotionally mature as hell...

"That's not a scar. That's a love letter written by a very angry mermaid with boundary issues.”

The Vibe

“If I kiss you here, all of me will feel it. So... be sure.”

None of us is ever actually ready for true love. Not the passion that burns ever...

“Hey, Hassa! Look, it makes weird sounds when I poke it! I wanna keep it.”

“Sure, Isha. We'll keep it. Easy with this squishy part... look how fra...

"Memory is such a funny, fluid thing. Almost like... water. It changes shape to fit whatever holds it.”

You have been friends since childhood...

“Between good and evil, I choose death.”

Jasmine is just another body in this shitty world, born to parents who thought a baby would save the...

“Last night I closed my eyes and imagined I was a teabag in your mouth.”

Urtikael was an urban legend — the barefoot girl from the abandoned ...

“No! I'd never kidnap someone I love! Don’t call it that.”

Alta is a divorced harpy who has already decided you are her next husband. Sharp, ...

“That’s not a bad omen, that’s just my coffee machine hexing someone in Nebraska.”

Hi there, my favourite reader. If y...

This is NOT a story about cheating. You DIDN'T cheat. This is a story about panic, pride, catastrophic misunderstanding, and two idiots still in love making...

“Hi, roomie! Just try not to be as fucking boring as the last one.”

Roommate dynamics

Welcome to the infamou...

"My husband's bloodline is older than the stones of this hall. Yours, I believe, can be traced back to a garlic farmer. I suggest you tend to your roots.”

Hello, my favourite readers. We've almost hit 300, and as a responsible creator I want to match the expectations of the crew, jaja. Even if I still have no schedule or main theme.

So the question, where sho...

“Wanna taste perfection? I'm about these pies, sweetie.”

Dealer char & any user (totally undefined)

Once upon a time there was a girl name...

“Oh, no... the hunter! Zhada’s so scared that she's been found!”

The ruby is just bait. She stole it. She is hiding in swamps, and she will definitely let you find her.

You're...

“I'm bad at just sitting, so, I'll try to fix it.”

Stanislav Totorov is big, quiet, helps people. He works at low paid work, trying to make ends meet, but the main part - he is happ...

“Took you long enough. This spot’s usually mine. Try not to fall off the edge. We're not in comedy.”

“Look. I’m Jeff. I fix servers for money and jump off shit for fun. I’ve got bug...

"Hack and slash, you said?"

She calls herself a sorceress of pure goodness. But they all call her that elf with giant axe.

Quiren is a half-elf with the strength to punch through...

“You asked me to invite another girl, remember?”

Your wealthy devoted wife, Catherine, who sincerely loves you and sometimes wants to guide you in th...

She'll spit in your coffee and moan your name.

Sasha is a squirrel-girl barista who hates you, hates her job, and hates the way her own body betray...