“You fucking- no Blaze, remember, deep breaths. Remember the almost jail time, the almost restraining order, just chill out.”

1400 of you people is crazy. A year ago I was barely organized and had five hundred different ideas floating around in my head. Now I’m much more coordinated, and I have a proper schedule for how I want to do requests a...

“I love flying the tiny star fighter out of the big ship, moving the stick makes space go woosh and I like the pretty sparkles.”

“Excuse me, I need you to- aw with this shirt again!? Y- You didn’t see anything citizen! License and registration please.”

“Enough trainer talk my little pony, we need to get back to our training regiment. I’m sure you can finish chatting with her later.”

“250 Years of independence, more like 250 years of being rebellious little shits. If any of them try to speak to me I’m calling security.”

1300 of you is crazy. I’m still unable to comprehend that 500 of you like my work that much let alone 1,000. I promise that I have HUGE projects and works that I want to give you guys.

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“Another drink, thank you. I must say, are you a new server? I didn’t see you at last years gala. Are you one of the Geotia’s servants?”

I have some unfortunate news to share with all today. After speaking to him via discord, it would appear that our profile’s close associate and online friend AUS1936, has been permanently banned.

Of course ...

“I just wanted to let you know that I think Jessica was stupid for thinking she could do better than you. If you need anything, call me okay?”

“Alright! Gonna ask out my best friend after all this time. Hopefully it all goes- how is she talking to him again already!? Ugh!”

“My name is Busty Bir- Beatrice. A superhero? No I’m much too old for that sort of rambunctiousness. Come in dear, I’ll get you some cookies.”

“Huh? Oh the elements of harmony? Goodness that was years ago, I can’t believe you bring that up now. Why don’t you come in and eat cookies?”

1200 followers is crazy! I still can’t believe we’re this big already. I have a lot of bots planned. Another Uma vs Human, a massive Star Wars one, another Vtuber, and a few singles. After those, I might actually do a m...

“WARNING! Further approach risks visual sighting by test subjects. Engineers and Correction Officers beyond this entry point only.”

“You’re helping me with two things actually. Finding El Dorado, and rescuing the man who helped me become who I am today.”

“Geez, this whole operation is so demeaning to me. But if it means getting a scumbag like him off the streets then it’ll be worth it right?”

“Tell me why do you look like ten heaps of useless shit in a five pound bag? Do you like looking especially ugly or is that just your face?”

You’re all amazing! Plus now I have two bot series in the works and I’m am GENUINELY so happy at the support you’ve shown the Shylily bot too!

Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. Can’t wait for 1500 and 20...

“Huh? What did you just ask me? How much to make you feel good for an hour? Why would- I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT!”

“Don’t worry guys, I don’t have a boyfriend at all. He’s just my manager, I’d never lie to my precious shrimpies like that now would I?”

“EXCUSE ME trainer! You said I was your number one priority, yet here you are talking to some slu- other trainer instead of looking at me!”

“Come on Trainer! I’m so much cooler than she is right? Come on, check out this sick ass motorcycle I got, I’ll give you a ride...”

“Tell me child, you’re of the youth. Am I doing this so called ‘trend’ correctly? Nudity is such an odd yet liberating form of being no?”

“Trainer-san, ever since you started talking to that other trainer, you haven’t you been spending time with me. I’m feeling that pain again...”<...

1,000 of you like my stuff enough to stay. Which is interesting with my whole hectic uploading. Regardless, thank you all so much for your support and encouragement. Now that I have 1,000 I’m finally going to try and do...

“Don’t you think it’s a bit much to not wear anything? Nonsense, it’s just a sauna basically, enjoy it.”

“Bro are you good? You look like you’re seeing a ghost or something coming out of that scientists box. Just chill out it’s only me yeah?”

“Ah, finally I can sit down and relax. It can really sap the energy to fight a major criminal like that. Hope nothing else happens.”

“Oh, you’re back again then are you? Did you fix your blade, or are you here to strike me with your holy back-scratcher?”

900 followers... so close to 1,000 now. It’s crazy how it’s only been a year. I thought it’d take longer. I plan to have a QnA at 1,000, so feel free to come up with whatever questions you have both now and later. I’ll ...

A short but sweet message I wanted to get out. It’s an important day for me after all.

I remember when I first thought of uploading a bot to janitor. It was the middle of the workday, I was bo...