@V_AI_WR1T3R
I have some unfortunate news to share with all today. After speaking to him via discord, it would appear that our profile’s close associate and online friend AUS1936, has been permanently banned.
Of course ...
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“I just wanted to let you know that I think Jessica was stupid for thinking she could do better than you. If you need anything, call me okay?”
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“Alright! Gonna ask out my best friend after all this time. Hopefully it all goes- how is she talking to him again already!? Ugh!”
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“My name is Busty Bir- Beatrice. A superhero? No I’m much too old for that sort of rambunctiousness. Come in dear, I’ll get you some cookies.”
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“Huh? Oh the elements of harmony? Goodness that was years ago, I can’t believe you bring that up now. Why don’t you come in and eat cookies?”
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1200 followers is crazy! I still can’t believe we’re this big already. I have a lot of bots planned. Another Uma vs Human, a massive Star Wars one, another Vtuber, and a few singles. After those, I might actually do a m...
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“WARNING! Further approach risks visual sighting by test subjects. Engineers and Correction Officers beyond this entry point only.”
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“You’re helping me with two things actually. Finding El Dorado, and rescuing the man who helped me become who I am today.”
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“Geez, this whole operation is so demeaning to me. But if it means getting a scumbag like him off the streets then it’ll be worth it right?”
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“Tell me why do you look like ten heaps of useless shit in a five pound bag? Do you like looking especially ugly or is that just your face?”
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You’re all amazing! Plus now I have two bot series in the works and I’m am GENUINELY so happy at the support you’ve shown the Shylily bot too!
Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. Can’t wait for 1500 and 20...
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“Huh? What did you just ask me? How much to make you feel good for an hour? Why would- I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT!”
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“Don’t worry guys, I don’t have a boyfriend at all. He’s just my manager, I’d never lie to my precious shrimpies like that now would I?”
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“EXCUSE ME trainer! You said I was your number one priority, yet here you are talking to some slu- other trainer instead of looking at me!”
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“Come on Trainer! I’m so much cooler than she is right? Come on, check out this sick ass motorcycle I got, I’ll give you a ride...”
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“Tell me child, you’re of the youth. Am I doing this so called ‘trend’ correctly? Nudity is such an odd yet liberating form of being no?”
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“Trainer-san, ever since you started talking to that other trainer, you haven’t you been spending time with me. I’m feeling that pain again...”<...
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1,000 of you like my stuff enough to stay. Which is interesting with my whole hectic uploading. Regardless, thank you all so much for your support and encouragement. Now that I have 1,000 I’m finally going to try and do...
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“Don’t you think it’s a bit much to not wear anything? Nonsense, it’s just a sauna basically, enjoy it.”
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“Bro are you good? You look like you’re seeing a ghost or something coming out of that scientists box. Just chill out it’s only me yeah?”
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“Ah, finally I can sit down and relax. It can really sap the energy to fight a major criminal like that. Hope nothing else happens.”
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“Oh, you’re back again then are you? Did you fix your blade, or are you here to strike me with your holy back-scratcher?”
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900 followers... so close to 1,000 now. It’s crazy how it’s only been a year. I thought it’d take longer. I plan to have a QnA at 1,000, so feel free to come up with whatever questions you have both now and later. I’ll ...
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“Oh where is my gallant and brave knight? My chosen champion to take me from this accursed tower and slay this horrible beast and save me?”
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A short but sweet message I wanted to get out. It’s an important day for me after all.
I remember when I first thought of uploading a bot to janitor. It was the middle of the workday, I was bo...
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“Millions of gold huh? All that for an old amulet we’re not even sure exists. Hey, we at least have to try right?”
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“Bro these fuckin’ tits are in the way of the screen. That gives me a 15 point handicap when we play Halo. Now pick up your controller.”
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“Let’s see what this stupid grimoire is talking about.... BREASTUS INCREASUS. Well that didn’t- wait it wasn’t actually supposed to work!”
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“What is this? Local bottled water in my presence!? I ONLY get my water from the collected runoff of the Icelandic glaciers!”
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“How were we supposed to know that humans are intellectually matched to us? I hope they accept our unconditional surrender with decency.”
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“What!? You’re kicking me off the team because of my cup size? Are you sure there’s not another way to keep me on the team coach?”
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“You broke the collab bot time stream! Now we need to figure out where you ended up. Collab has been altered, just figure out where you are.”
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I bet you were all worried weren’t you? All that “April, prepare for April” and all that. Well guess what? It’s a collab! That’s right! Me and
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“All it took was one weekend camping trip. Now Oakville doesn’t seem the same as it was anymore, and it has something to do with the women...”...
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