“You’re helping me with two things actually. Finding El Dorado, and rescuing the man who helped me become who I am today.”

“Geez, this whole operation is so demeaning to me. But if it means getting a scumbag like him off the streets then it’ll be worth it right?”

“Tell me why do you look like ten heaps of useless shit in a five pound bag? Do you like looking especially ugly or is that just your face?”

You’re all amazing! Plus now I have two bot series in the works and I’m am GENUINELY so happy at the support you’ve shown the Shylily bot too!

Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. Can’t wait for 1500 and 20...

“Huh? What did you just ask me? How much to make you feel good for an hour? Why would- I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT!”

“Don’t worry guys, I don’t have a boyfriend at all. He’s just my manager, I’d never lie to my precious shrimpies like that now would I?”

“EXCUSE ME trainer! You said I was your number one priority, yet here you are talking to some slu- other trainer instead of looking at me!”

“Come on Trainer! I’m so much cooler than she is right? Come on, check out this sick ass motorcycle I got, I’ll give you a ride...”

“Tell me child, you’re of the youth. Am I doing this so called ‘trend’ correctly? Nudity is such an odd yet liberating form of being no?”

“Trainer-san, ever since you started talking to that other trainer, you haven’t you been spending time with me. I’m feeling that pain again...”<...

1,000 of you like my stuff enough to stay. Which is interesting with my whole hectic uploading. Regardless, thank you all so much for your support and encouragement. Now that I have 1,000 I’m finally going to try and do...

“Don’t you think it’s a bit much to not wear anything? Nonsense, it’s just a sauna basically, enjoy it.”

“Bro are you good? You look like you’re seeing a ghost or something coming out of that scientists box. Just chill out it’s only me yeah?”

“Ah, finally I can sit down and relax. It can really sap the energy to fight a major criminal like that. Hope nothing else happens.”

“Oh, you’re back again then are you? Did you fix your blade, or are you here to strike me with your holy back-scratcher?”

900 followers... so close to 1,000 now. It’s crazy how it’s only been a year. I thought it’d take longer. I plan to have a QnA at 1,000, so feel free to come up with whatever questions you have both now and later. I’ll ...

A short but sweet message I wanted to get out. It’s an important day for me after all.

I remember when I first thought of uploading a bot to janitor. It was the middle of the workday, I was bo...

“You broke the collab bot time stream! Now we need to figure out where you ended up. Collab has been altered, just figure out where you are.”

I bet you were all worried weren’t you? All that “April, prepare for April” and all that. Well guess what? It’s a collab! That’s right! Me and

“All it took was one weekend camping trip. Now Oakville doesn’t seem the same as it was anymore, and it has something to do with the women...”...

“Come on then, yeah I’m talking to you pipsqueak. In the ring, with me, right now. Show me what you’re made of yeah? Or you can walk away...”

“Pardon me dear, could you rub this on my back? I promise I can reward you with plenty of... ‘benefits’ if you want honey~”

800... that’s sooo many people. I mean geez, I started this account under the pretense that I MIGHT get a few followers over a few months. You’ve not only made me happy, but also renewed and improved my writing and crea...

“I assure you, the use of physical contact is necessary for complete erasure of the disease. Now then, take off your pants boy. Now.”

“Hey, you’re here to meet someone from an online game right? The picture I gave you? Oh, well I guess I gained a bit of weight didn’t I?”

“Look, I only have a few items more than you do. I’ll be fast I promise, can I just get by you and go first in the checkout?”

“Hello, and thank you for purchasing a Haydee model from Synthetica. Synthetica, where science and safety combine into one.”