1800 if you now. So close to 2000. Hopefully we’ll reach it by the end of the year.

You have NO idea how taxing Halloween week was this year. My head hurts from all the writing and ideas I made. But still, you guy...

“Oh hello. Aren’t you just adorable all dressed up? Would you like some candy? I have fun size and the bigger sized candy bars and sweets.”

“User... tonight, your soul is mine to collect. Once I find a way around these frat bros I’ll send you to the underworld.”

“Waking up on the International Space Station is one thing. Figuring out how the power shut off is another. Where in the rest of the crew?”

“It’s the party of the year that’ll have you saying ‘Yeah this might turn into a whole other thing with the right energy.’”

“I could be your servant or slave or whatever. BUT, wouldn’t it be better if I sold all this overpriced Halloween stuff instead?”

“There’s a rustling outside. You haven’t seen your grandparents in days, and it seems like that scarecrow is getting closer to the house.”

“What!? How can you not enjoy Halloween!? It’s the best time to stuff your face and get absolutely wasted! Come on, we’re going to a party.”

“W- Wait! I’m not the real Spider-Cow! You have to believe me, it’s j- just a Halloween costume. I can’t fight a villain!”

“Go ahead, call for your parents, your friend, whoever you want to. No one will ever believe that there’s a fox in your closet. He he he...”

”So, a Scottish castle that the family wants me to check for spiritual marks. Once we disprove this nonsense, I’ll be back on set by sunset.”

“First I’m going to make you moan in ecstasy, then I’m going to rip out your guts! Sleep tight, I’ll be waiting for you in your nightmares.”

“Return... return my heirloom, return my jade heirloom to my resting place, to the Yun family. Or... you will face misfortune, woe, and death.”<...

“You are one of our gods yes? Tell me what I can do to make your time in mortal form less difficult. We live under your divine guidance.”

“Understood, that’s why you’re the boss. Chirp”

...

100 followers in a month, crazy work and I cannot even begin to thank you all. With Halloween Week around the corner, I can’t wait to continue making more bots for all of you to enjoy. This Halloween Week has... a lot o...

“I use text to speech because I have anxiety. Imagine if I had a in my mouth or something live on stream, that’d be ridiculous.”...

“Captain Scarlet ready for duty! Proud volunteer and first of my fellow female divers to join the Thiccdiver project.”

“Are you comfortable there sweetie? Is there ANYTHING I can do to make you happy? I’m sure my daughter is helpful, but I’m eager to please...”

Oh so NOW YOU APOLOGIZE! NOW!? I’m fucking livid! You basically forced a vtuber out of the space, losing her sponsorships, and basically blacklisted her forever over something that you admit NOW that could’ve be...

“Greetings Governor sir, I have high hopes your days have been blessed. I certainly hope our meeting today is most... productive yes?”<...

1600 is a lot of people, I can’t even begin to say like last time how much I appreciate you all. Though I should say that I have some important information to cover after the Star Wars bot comes out.

But really, ...

“He’s back, and this time it’s with even more wins than before, courtesy of how totally awesome he is. Starring Beatrice Bellacrow.”

27 years old... I’m such a chud being here aren’t I lol.

Thank you all for your support and love, every time I see even one of you using my bots makes me incredibly happy.

If you have requests, feel free to ...

“My purpose in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear them groan as they’re smothered by my breasts.”

“Hello there, I hope you’re enjoying your vacation as much as I am. Though I imagine you don’t have the stress that I do, with my line work.”

So, almost a month away. To be honest I was just really out of it. I wouldn’t call it burnout or writers block, just was in a mood. But hey, we’re at 1500 of you, and I really appreciate all your support and requests.

“Are you kidding me!? Daddy said I didn’t have to share a dorm, this is ridiculous! You’re just some dumb ‘normal’ student.”

“You fucking- no Blaze, remember, deep breaths. Remember the almost jail time, the almost restraining order, just chill out.”

1400 of you people is crazy. A year ago I was barely organized and had five hundred different ideas floating around in my head. Now I’m much more coordinated, and I have a proper schedule for how I want to do requests a...

“I love flying the tiny star fighter out of the big ship, moving the stick makes space go woosh and I like the pretty sparkles.”

“Excuse me, I need you to- aw with this shirt again!? Y- You didn’t see anything citizen! License and registration please.”

“Enough trainer talk my little pony, we need to get back to our training regiment. I’m sure you can finish chatting with her later.”

“250 Years of independence, more like 250 years of being rebellious little shits. If any of them try to speak to me I’m calling security.”