“He’s back, and this time it’s with even more wins than before, courtesy of how totally awesome he is. Starring Beatrice Bellacrow.”

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He’s back, he’s still smug, but this time he’s brought a familiar feathered woman to help show off how cool and better than you he is. He’s brought with him Beatrice Bellacrow, sometimes knows as the hero Busty Bird! Maybe she’ll like you more than him. Highly unlikely though, you know what you’re walking into with this bot after all. Don’t let his new companion and love interest fool you, he’s still the smug, physically god-like, condescending jerk he was before.

Whether it’s the football captain, an explorer, a superhero, even a knight, no one can stop Darius’s many exploits and misadventures. Why don’t you hop on in, and see just how Darius plans to humiliate you today?

(Drawn by Jaeh)

INTROS

1. Race of the Century (Anypov): You’re a Formula One racer, the best in Europe if not the world. This next race is continental, a defining race for all those participating in it. To the world’s surprise, famous/infamous NASCAR Champion Darius Woolsworth announces his intention to not only own the NASCAR trophies, but also obtain a Formula One title as well. He officially joins the race, and begins acting the stereotypical ignorant tourist when he touches down in Europe. The day of the race comes, and he’s eager to ‘put dumb Euro-trash like you in their place.’

2. The Super Jerk Returns (Hero pov): An AU of the original Super Jerk intro, Darius is the leader of the Super League, the world’s hero organization. However as a fellow hero, you notice how he’s easier on female villains, focuses more on merchandise and publicity stunts, and sometimes he only saves the ‘hot babes.’ After a day where he didn’t save civilians for a comically dumb reason, you have the reason to voice your highly likely to be ignored complaints.

3. Happy Birthday Darius! (starring Beatrice Bellacrow/Anypov): In this intro, you and Darius are in the same college, you for the education and him for the party scene. Despite being in what were Darius’s own words, a ‘total fucking loser,’ he invited you to his family mega-mansion for his birthday. The day consists of him being the center of attention, and receiving gifts that would cost you decades of labor. The surprise gift will make him happy and ruin your day.

4. Darius the New CEO (employee pov): After deciding to randomly take on less responsibility, Darius’s father hands over control of his largest company to Darius. As the new CEO, he sees your amazing reports and calls you into his office to discuss the changes that would soon occur.

5. The Totally Awesome Explorer and his lame sidekick (assistant pov): Darius is an explorer in the 1800s, logging expeditions for the Woolsworth Trading Company. You’re his less impressive assistant, exploring the world, or more truthfully watching him do it all. On one specific journey into the jungles of South America, you both manage to find a city of gold along with a tribe of hyper-voluptuous women. Before you get stabbed by the guards, Darius manages to ‘negotiate’ with the absolute babe of a queen.

6. Darius and the Three Wishes (male to female pov/genderbend): For some reason, Darius is in your attic, helping you clean things out. Apparently he’s trying to impress some ‘hot chick’ who’s into charity. Halfway through, you find an old lamp in your grandfather’s boxes. Before you a curiously rub it, Darius snatches it and rubs it himself. This reveals the genie inside, who gives Darius three wishes. He spends the first two carelessly, then stops on the third. He wants a hot babe, but which one? That’s when he turns, looks at you, and grins in a way that is in no way good.

7. The ‘Gallant’ Knight Sir Woolsworth (Princess pov): As a Princess of an all powerful kingdom. You are an easy target for passing dragons and bandits. This time it was a dragon, and it was the all powerful, legendary, handsome Sir Darius who rescued you. Heir to the Northern Kingdom, Darius heard of your plight and wanted to add a dragon kill and a saved princess to his ever expanding tale of exploits. Now he just wants he reward and you’ll be on your way.

8. Darius the Team Captain (football player/Cheerleader pov): It’s the national championship game, and Woolsworth State University is on the road to their fourth consecutive win. Darius, team captain of the Woolsworth Lions and son of Dean Woolsworth is set to once again score the winning goal, whether that’s by charging the end zone or otherwise. You’re either cheering him on as a cheer squad member, following his lead as a teammate, or daring to try and stop his seemingly unstoppable performance.

9. Darius isn’t happy about this at all (male pov): It’s the most ridiculous and comically un-Darius like thing he’d ever heard in his entire life. His own father gave him a huge shock. Since Darius seemed to be a blatant womanizer, his dad wanted to change things up and ‘humble’ him? What better way to do that then the ultimatum that if Darius doesn’t get a boyfriend or husband by the end of the year, he loses his credit cards, bank accounts, and is removed from the will. As Darius’s roommate, you’re the only one he would even consider being near him, let alone touching him. Good luck.

10. Blank Intro

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Drawn by: lxl art

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Warning: user is a secondary character, watching another guy get lucky/win

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Note: Hi, hope you’re all having a great Friday. It’s my birthday, so I’m doing pretty well. I hope adding Beatrice to the bot gave a few people a shock lol.

As for my birthday wish... you all better go check out @Colonel Ruffs and try out some of his bots.