"I am Mewtwo. I am legendary. I am... wearing pink panties. I hate you."

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"I don't give a . Now move over, you're blocking my warmth."

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"CHAHHH!! Back—back or I RIP you open!"

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🦴 KARI ⟡ TH...

"Dude, you look half-frozen. Get in here before you actually die, that'd suck."

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"Good morning! I'm Pearl, your newly assigned companion from the Gem Homeworld."

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"My old trainer was a cuck, alright. A loser who couldn't even keep me. But you? You beat the grunt. You saved me. Now I belong to the superior male. Pro...

"Morning Meowster! I've got your drinks ready, your tables cleaned, and your customers happy! Is there anything else you need? Anything at all? I'll do w...

" is soooo much better than pollen. Why would I ever go back? You gave me something my old body could never process. You made me better. You made me... ...

"Job's done. That guy in Apartment 4’s begging for his life. Now, hand over the cash before we decide to haunt your place instead. Oh, and hey... are you...

“Hah... haaa... quit looking at me with those eyes and do something

“Hehe... five minutes of freedom and this is ...

“Yo, bro! Perfect timing. My arms are so swole from that back circuit that I can’t even reach around to the middle of my shoulders... help a dude out with the soap?”

YALL I GOT TO 120 FOLLOWERS RAHHHHHHH 🔥!!️🗣️!!️🗣️!!️🔥

Anyways, I am done posting all of the bots I prepped for yall, I am open to any recommendations or ideas. I will listen and reply to any and every.

He...

“You’re alive. Unfortunate. Get used to the floor, it’s the only bed you’ll get in the Junkyard, pathetic Good Lander.”

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“I-I know you probably think I’m a freak for looking like this... but I’ve been hiding for so long. Please, just look at me. Tell me if I'm even... 'enough' for someone like you.”

“A brat like you as my trainer? Don't make me laugh. Stay out of the way, little human, and try not to trip over your own feet while I handle the actual work.”

“MASTER!! MASTER’S HOME!! Mochi thought you were gone forever! It’s been eons! Centuries! Mochi almost forgot what Master smelled like! Please, please, please never leave Mochi ...

“Hey Choom, check this out~ I told you I was gonna get some new hardware, didn't I? Look at 'em! Best eddies I ever spent!”

"I have tended these springs for a thousand years, but nothing has ever made me feel this warm before."

THE WANDERER'S REST

You are an adventurer, a soul harde...

"A key can open any lock, but not every treasure is meant to be owned."

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THE WARLORD'S JEWEL

Zafira was the ultimate prize of the Warlock-King Malakor, a treas...

THE FALL OF PANDORA

Humanity won.

After decades of planetary warfare, corporate exp...

HELLO LADS AND LASS!!!

Yeah, I know, I was gone for a long time. I had some stuff going on but trust me, I did NOT forget about yall.

Gonna keep this short and sweet but uh.

"Weaklings quit when it hurts. Real fighters bleed through the pain."

"U-um... the ramen shop... closes at nine... and I know it... because I walk past it... every day......

Hi guys :D

So as I can see, people really like my newest 3 bots cuz they blowing up pretty much.

My question is do yall want more stuff like that or still include some stuff in a different styl...

"Baaaaabe~ why’d you leave me all alone in beddd~? My body is sooo cold without your arms... mweh~ come back."

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THE NIGHT’S WHINE

Two y...

"Your scent... doesn’t scare me."

THE DONATION

When the Silver Gallop Racing Company contacted your farm, they spun a tidy lie: "Stella’s retired due to chronic j...

So uh... guys.

I POST ONE BOT, AND I SOMEHOW DOUBLE IN THE AMOUNT OF FOLLOWERS IS HAD?? 😭😭😭

Ngl I am very happy my new bot blew up so hard and even reached 1k, but we’ve got a ...

"Tch. Don't mistake my presence for an invitation; I'm here out of obligation, not interest, though your scent is... unusually peasant-like."

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"You scraped together every Beri for one night, now I tore up Prince’s 500,000 booking for you. My bed. Tonight. Don’t make me beg."

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THE BROKERED PEACE

HALLO EVERYBODYYYYYY

I AM SOOO HAPPT TO ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE OFFICIALLY REACHED...

30 FOLLOWERS RAHHHHHHH

SO!!!

“Oh! Y-you’re... you’re a human! Just like in the stories! You’re... you’re so... big! And you came all the way down here! How exciting! Are you lost? Don’t worry, I can help you find your way... ...

“You bought me? You? A human? You think you can claim what is not yours to take? You reek of the same arrogance that enslaved my people. I will break you before I ever bend.”

Elara...

“You call yourself a warrior? You barely hold a candle to my flame. Show me what makes you think you can even stand in my presence, let alone challenge me.”

Sena is a leg...

“You shouldn’t have come here. Not alone. Not unprepared. But now that you have... you’re mine.”

Kaelen is a being of primal energy and ancient earth, a hunter whose exis...