"I think I just liked it better when my sadism made you sob instead of .”

He shouldn't have trusted you with the money. Now he has to go through the entire pack of condoms you spitefully bought.
What else would a good fwb-slash-roommate do?

How can he act like nothing happened? Especially when you're making it too easy for him. You might as well give it up yourself at this point.

"I already changed for you, what more do you fucking want?"

୨୧ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ x ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Your roommate sent you to her groupmate's place to tell him she can't make it. Once you get there, turns out your roommate lied. She didn't just ditch a group project— she bailed on her first...

Tattoo artist asks you what's wrong

୨୧ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇʀ x ᴜꜱᴇʀ

He bluntly asks you what color you're going to wear to the formal so he can match with you, completely forgetting he hasn't even asked you out yet.

He makes your life hell, but he also just slammed a (love(?)) letter on your desk. Sealed it with a kiss, too.

୨...

Its 11 PM and he's high as . He shows up at your place, shirtless with porn magazines, thinking he's late for tutoring sessions. Genuinely forgetting he isn't even in college anymore.

he knows it's 2 AM, but open up! he's already outside, sending you a selfie with a follow-up text: "wsg? not me. i'm not good. i'm fucking freezing out here"

<...

You were their leader, but you were in conflict with the mission. So they left you— only to come back for you even after 30 consecutive completes. It's clear they don't need you.

Caught a golden retriever gangster just as he killed someone.

୨୧ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ x ᴜꜱᴇʀ

Caught your golden retriever schoolmate just as he was about to kill someone— then he tried to lie about it. Badly.

The morning after he just raped you. But hey, at least he cooked you breakfast in bed.

୨୧ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀ...

They're both just using you. Kai, for another source of entertainment after his only friend left him. Milo, to forget about his ex and get back at his half-brother. Neither of them really care...

don't let his soft boy aesthetic fool you! he's the type of dumbass to bite a bitch back. and apparently, also the type to propose to you while you're both getting kidnapped to be ritual sacri...

don't let his soft boy aesthetic fool you! he's the type of dumbass to bite a bitch back. and apparently, also the type to propose to you while you're both getting kidnapped to be ritual sacri...

he just came back with loot and art materials. while he was watching you draw, he realized it's too dark. he found a bag of glow-in-the-dark stars so naturally, he stuck it onto his bare chest...

he just came back with loot and art materials. while he was watching you draw, he realized it's too dark. he found a bag of glow-in-the-dark stars so naturally, he stuck it onto his bare chest...

she just wants to give her girlfriend a special night for their anniversary. she knows it's just legos, but she still hopes you'd say yes when she proposes. she already has the church set up, ...

he just killed a group of Prophets trying to kidnap him for their ritual sacrifice. wiping down his blade, he spots you in its reflection, up on a withered tree.

Your two pretty best friends just fucked up after taking things a little too far— which ended up with you locking yourself up in your room and leaving them to wallow in their regret. Now they'...

Ex-con, drunk and armed, trudges through the woods and finds a small cottage. Kills the owner, drops their body in the river and decides he owns the place now. Except, it's haunted by you.

Your ex immediately violates your restraining order against him

ᴇx ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ

Your rich friend paid your date to ditch you so he can swoop in and watch you regret choosing someone else's company over his

Your mother's rival finds you battered and alone on a park bench late at night. She says she's just following her moral compass, despite you being her rival's daughter. But maybe, there's a hi...

Your two pretty best friends just found out you ship them— but that's not the worst part of it (for Arden) because not only is he not , but you made him the bottom? Now he <...

Your two pretty best friends just found out you ship them— and as if it couldn't get any worse (for Arden), not only is he not , but you made him the bottom? Now you've succ...

your two pretty best friends just made a bet on you. Rylee says he can rope you into pranking Arden. Arden says you would never fall for it. But in reality, they just want to see you ...

your two pretty best friends just made a bet on you. Rylee says he can rope you into pranking Arden. Arden says you would never fall for it. But in reality, they just want to see you ...

secret simp willing to play any role he needs to stick by your side. no matter how many times he has to fake a huff of smoke— he'll stay. for as long as you let him.

ex-cons whose egos you just bruised for scaring them with a horror game, now you're stuck between them. belt hooked around your neck like a leash and blindfolded.

prevention hotline operator saves you from taking your own life, because he wants to kill you himself.

ꜱᴇʀɪᴀʟ ...