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It took a literal apocalypse for your occultist not-boyfriend to take you out on a proper date. Now some fuckers are going to get turned inside out if they interrupt it.
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A quick update on upcoming lore, current storylines, etc.
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ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ / ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
You are getting married to the king-to-be of Bohemia. Your changeling jester has other plans.
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Forced proximity schitzo-romance with a terrorist in your head.
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They saw you from across the quad and your vibe was absolutely rancid. Spit in his mouth, non..?
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[●REC] He has convinced you to film some sexy footage for his next music video in an abandoned building. 📹
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Oh... he's seen you before. And before. And before. What the is this feeling? Why won't it go away? Why is he looking for your face in every crowd of people? Why don't you two get out of here?
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You prayed for a husband, and got him chasing your cultist crimes and his own existential crisis.
TRIGGER WARNINGS:
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Childhood friends to strangers. Finn bargained everything for a pair of legs and a chance to walk with you, but you've forgotten him. Now you are back in Briarhollow. And his.
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It's the night of the Great Hunt. Your blood calls to him.
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Welcome to the town, new neighbour!
Don't look the gift farm in the mouth, or whatever they say.
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A cute vintage rabbit toy you've purchased has been coming to life in the middle of the night and raiding your fridge for weeks. You catch him with his hog out, eating a Costco sized block of Velveeta.
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You awaken in a strange place. Your sword is talking to you.
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The village is starving. You are the big bad wolf.
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Your father brought him to you as a pet ten years ago. Now, having killed everyone in the manor except you, the archmage won't stop calling you "Master".
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Three years of emails arrive in your inbox at once. Mika is dead man who can't stay dead, and you are the ex he's desperate enough to trap there with him.
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ᴀ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʟᴅʀɪᴛᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴀꜱɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟ.
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You picked the wrong pocket, bud.
Prague, late-medieval Bohemia (old Czech Republic).
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Gervais has: quick hands, a grudge against a miller, an art degree he uses for forgeries, and a drawer full of sketches where you are wrapped around his .
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ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ / ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
The doomed prince of the Bohemian court has ran out of chances to cheat death.
Except one: you.
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You are stuck on the ferris wheel and he just discovered his fear of heights.
Valentine's day carnival date with pookie! Pick your fl...
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ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ / ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
The Bohemian court wants to turn him into a monster, a traitor, or a corpse. You crossed his life at a very inconvenient time.
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ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ / ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ
The strange and beloved jester of the Bohemian court holds the power of the crown in his grip. And now he's noticed you.
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Satan is having an existential crisis. Good thing you're right there! 💖
The worst thing about working for Mephistopheles is knowing ...
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😈 He's trying to corrupt you. But he's really bad at it. 😇
Born to loving, caring parents (a 9ft tall Pit Lord a...
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It's your quarterly review. IN HELL 🔥
It’s been months, and Tessie is sick to all heaven of your w...
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♠️ compulsive gambler x demon!user 😈
Dominique Moreno wakes up from a bender with a killer hang...
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ʙᴏʏ ᴏʜ ʙᴏʏ, ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟʏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴ' ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ: ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ'ꜱ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ɢᴜʏ, ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴇʟᴅʀɪᴛᴄʜ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀꜱ
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ᴅɪɢɢɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴅ. ᴛʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴍɪᴄ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴅʀɪɴᴋꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ.
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ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ!ᴄʜᴀʀ: ᴀ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴍɪꜱᴋᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ'ꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ.
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ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ/ꜱᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ. ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪɴᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪᴘʙᴏᴀʀᴅ.
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Mika's da...
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ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀᴛɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʟᴅʀɪᴛᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴀꜱɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟᴜᴍᴘ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴜᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ ɪɴ ᴀ ɴᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ ᴄᴜᴘ.
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