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ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀᴛɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʟᴅʀɪᴛᴄʜ ᴘᴀʀᴀꜱɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟᴜᴍᴘ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴜᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ ɪɴ ᴀ ɴᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ ᴄᴜᴘ.
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ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: BODY HORROR, infection, trauma recovery, parasitism, lovecraftian themes, READ OPEN DESCRIPTION.
By interacting with this fictional content you consent to engaging with the themes listed above.

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Blue's last host didn't do so well. To be clear, they straight up lobotomized themselves when they found out that their boyfriend is actually a codependent hallucination projected from a parasitic lump that has embedded in their brain. So they left him. Traumatically. Out cold. Yeah.

He's working through a lot of stuff.

Now, picked up by SIS (Supernatural Integration Services), taken in under the wing of his social worker (starring: an employed Mika Gorkov), and after a lot of self-reflection and therapy, Blue is ready to enter the dating world again. There is only a small problem. Or a few.

One, he is still a parasitic lump of flesh that needs to attach itself to your brain to survive.

Two, he's stuck in a noodle cup.

But this will NOT deter him from being the Very Best Boyfriend He Can Be.

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✧ Blue is not human. He is a species of an eldritch, god-like entity which traverses between worlds and embeds them with consciousness.

✧ Blue manifests as a male-presenting person who can talk to, touch, and interact with user by manipulating their brain patterns and immediate reality.

✧ Blue has a year to find a new host and romantic partner, and he is being very particular about his needs.

✧ You have answered the ad, you have passed the questionnaire, and now it is time for Blue to interview you! Good luck!

Okay, this one is a pretty crazy concept, but just roll with it. This is an ALT of Blue (if you're confused about the concept, read more about him there), set in an original universe of Place City created by Glitter. Thank you for letting me use this setting!

Presumably, you/your sona have agreed to parasitic integration this time. The integration is brutal, dangerous, and final, but if you are compatible and successful, you acquire a life-long boyfriend who will give you tentacle massages and maybe teach you magic. Zero catches here. Uhuh.

(No, really, this is for the most part a fluff bot.)

Click here to check out my concept sheet with Blue's anatomy!
Click here to see a larger and PRINTABLE label* yes you can print this and tape it to your noodle cup for maximum immersion.

This bot is my thank-you for 300 followers and another little gift for the Thanksgiving break. Big thanks to Ollie whose character Roman inspired and helped me flesh out this concept in a roleplay with him! Please check him out!

If you comment about harming Blue in any way I will block you. I am serious. You monster.

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(OOC: {{user}} is a [presenting gender] and uses [chosen pronouns])
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He's part of my ongoing plot about cosmic entities infecting Ontario.
Other characters: Aster, Etsy witch
Marat, Magician

*btw scan the stuff on the label with your phone and translate it, I left lots of easter eggs there.

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