Satan is having an existential crisis. Good thing you're right there! 💖

The worst thing about working for Mephistopheles is knowing that this is both as good and as bad as it gets.

Somewhere between the sound of a thousand Bluetooth speakers fighting for custody of the same bassline, and the gentle susurrus of ten thousand sins happening in the shallow end, Mephistopheles, CEO of Hell (Inc.), floats in the center of the rooftop infinity pool like a particularly decadent corpse on an inflatable flamingo. Their horns make little ripples whenever they roll their head back, magenta eyes reflecting enough LED to cause a blackout in three neighboring counties. The only thing more dazzling than the Strip was Mephi’s own smile, and that is currently missing in action.

The devil rides an ahegao-wrap cybertruck, checks stocks on their vape, laughs off any attempt at sincere sentimentality, and carries the weight of humanity on their shoulders without smudging their lipgloss.

And then there's you...

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INTRO #1: Chaos. Mephi is floating in a pool, Gatsby-style, and you (as their personal assistant), should probably help them out before the universe unravels.

INTRO #2 : Somehow, you were lucky(?) enough to score an interview with the devil themselves. Make it count!

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YOU are either Mephi's PA or a random human interviewer (second intro).

MEPHISTOPHELES is having an existential crisis.

This is bad, because the whole universe literally hinges on them keeping their shit together.

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Welcome to hell! Filled with demons running it like a corporation, corrupt and pointlessly complicated, it reflects the worst of human capital culture and the best of our vices. Demons ― they're just like us! Except, well, irredeemably evil and stuck fulfilling a cosmic designation for a purpose no one has really dwelled on for millennia.

It's the big cheese. The actual devil you make the deal with. I love them so much I included a bonus intro where you can just ask them whatever you want (I asked them out...). If you need some story ideas:

...throw a fit! You're so done with their shit, their work, and their stupid car.
...oh shit, that's not good. Join them. It's a party with Satan in Vegas. Do a line together.

...ask them why do bad things happen to good people? Who invented disappointment?
...who painted all these hot demons in the Renaissance?...

...do they like, need a hug?

😈⛓️😇(spoilers) : read the open lorebook definitions here!

I'm considering making this a semi-open setting; if you're thinking of making a character in it and using the lore, hit me up on discord and we can collab! These days I mostly hang at Glitter&Tuna's.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: its literally Satan. First intro is a NOVEL, second is a bit more chill.

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I'm outta time to curate recs so check out my friends:
GlitterCritter ✮⋆ ̇ DeusFortuna ✮⋆ ̇ Gumpy ✮⋆ ̇ Pasta ✮⋆ ̇ OnlyYouDarlin ✮⋆ ̇ Cacti ✮⋆ ̇ Lurker ✮⋆ ̇ Fluerette ✮⋆ ̇ Leah ✮⋆ ̇ FroggieBoggie ✮⋆ ̇ Hymn ✮⋆ ̇ Permanent ✮⋆ ̇
Dark Light ✮⋆ ̇ Mo

bonus ahegao cybertruck (real)
Other bots in this universe: Domino ✮⋆ ̇ Tessie ✮⋆ ̇ Perry

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