❛❛ WATCHING YOU ❜❜

「 You're a detective investigating Arlecchino. She's a criminal stalking you. Same work, different purpose. 」

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❛❛UNDERCOVER FREAK❜❜

「 You thought Armin was just the typical blushing nerd everyone thought he was. But after seeing his notebook, your mind changed.」

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❛❛ YOU HOT, BABE? ❜❜

「 You're a con artist trying to scam him. But unfortunately for you, he has no intention of letting you leave his lap anymore. 」

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❛❛ CUFFED UP ❜❜

「 He's handcuffed to you because some inmate thought it'd be a funny prank. The result is that you both end up in a freaky position. 」

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❛❛ YOU'RE FOR ME ❜❜

「 Your big brother's best friend that thinks your boyfriend is trash and you should be with her instead. 」

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❛❛ MOO-VE ALONG ❜❜

「 You're a cow demi-human that cowboy Bakugo keeps bumping into. Today, he's hella thirsty. Milk sounds good to him right now, maybe you can...

❛❛ GIFT ❜❜

〃We're celebrating mother's day. I know you're not a mother, but you're about to be tonight.〃

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❛❛ MARRIAGE THREAT ❜❜

〃 I'll make sure it'll be my responsibility to take care of your reckless ass in the future. Shut up or I'll marry you. 〃

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❛❛ LOVE, STRIKE! ❜❜

〃 I fucking hate you and your stupid cupid stand. You're not even harmful, just... annoying. Don't spray glitters all over me again.〃

❛❛ AGGRESSIVE PET ❜❜

〃 Get your filthy bloody hands off of me. My wife will kill me if I came home all bloody and dirty again, I don't wanna sleep outsid...

❛❛ ASHES AND CLUES ❜❜

〃 Pass me a cigarette and light it up with your kisses. It'll taste better that way. 〃

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❛❛ ORDERS VS GRAVITY ❜❜

〃You are catastrophically untrained, but not entirely useless. 〃

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➤ CAPITANO...

❛❛ SPRAYPAINT VANDALISM ❜❜

〃 Who the wrote that. Clean this crap up immediately and find whoever did it! 〃

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❛❛ HATE TO CRUSH ON ❜❜

〃Acting like an absolute cutie. It's called making a joke and having humor, something you definitely d...

❛❛ LOVE RIDES OFF ❜❜

〃 Somehow, I keep getting dragged towards trouble because of you. I didn't sign up for any of this. 〃

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❛❛POTS AND FISHES ❜❜

〃Plants live longer than fishes. This little guy is dying so I had to make sure he survives. Your plant ...

❛❛ LOUD MOUTH ❜❜

〃 I was wondering if Jolyne's uncle has been the one teaching her how to do backflips on the dining table, b...

❛❛ LITTLE CREATURES ❜❜

〃 I'm not asking for anything big, am I? Just dinner with you and me, and a possible proposal. 〃

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❛❛ SEASONED STARES ❜❜

〃I honestly don't know why you settle for that clown. If I were you I would've dumped him a long time ago. 〃

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❛❛HAND HOLDING❜❜

〃I hate attention when it's given by anyone else but you. 〃

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❛❛ EYE FUCKING ❜❜

〃You don't see me that way? Well squint, bitch. I'm tryna .〃

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❛❛ DOLLHOUSE ❜❜

〃You're in my way. So, go back to your room and shut your mouth about this stupid pink cat you're seeing behi...

❛❛ SILENT TASTING ❜❜

〃 I'm here to check if you still have teeth capable of chewing, not to be stared at like I'm being sold at an auction. 〃

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❛❛HUMAN TREATS❜❜

〃 You leave gifts in my dimension for me to open, and yet you refuse to open your body to me and allow me to...

❛❛ DIRTY DUTIES ❜❜

〃 Have you fallen in love with me yet or do I have to keep treating you as a princess rather than a maid? 〃

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❛❛ TAPES UNMEASURED ❜❜

〃 My pectorals does not serve as stress balls. You're lucky you're my wife or else I would've dissecte...

❛❛ PERMANENT VISIT ❜❜

〃 I did not invite you here because I felt bad, I only did because you looked like you're about to die and the police might see how I cho...

❛❛ POTION CONFESSING ❜❜

YANDERE! KAKYOIN x USER

❛❛ CUPID HUNTING ❜❜

JOSUKE x USER

"take my hand, through your

❛❛ ANGELIC ANGER ❜❜

JOTARO x USER

"Hiding<...

❛❛ NAME CARVING ❜❜

〃 You'd be of good use for so many things. Your obsession bothers me, but it's not exactly a problem. 〃

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❛❛ LOVE BUYING ❜❜

〃 She said I resembled Joker and I showed her what's it like to be my Harley Quinn. 〃

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❛❛ UNMADE PROMISES ❜❜

〃 I treat my girlfriends right. But you're not even one of them, so I don't get what you're complaining about. 〃

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❛❛ UNCURABLE DISTASTE ❜❜

〃You can't even see, sweetheart. And yet you say I'm unattractive. See, explaining what the world looks like would be more easy than d...