@ZSU-23-4 'Shilka'

if you’re here, that means you’ve stumbled upon a creature (featuring the creature), so hi how are you?
real (and totally not biased) take: call of duty fell off
# of children: 212 children (115 expecting)
m4 carbine is my firstborn son btw
awards (totally real and not fake):
big boss (iykyk)
no.1 maho nishizumi enjoyer
fatty
really epic
super big nerd
nephew
i like military stuff.
a brief summary of what you’ll see:
war
confusing ass shit, maybe
shitposting bots
girls’ frontline
my rapidly decaying sanity
cocaine
my winter, which is decaying (you won’t)
what you may not see:
floof (i lied; you will see it, maybe)
anything NOT roleplay-driven (like pure smut)
ntr, maybe (if you guys pmo enough i will make it)
if you want, my discock-i mean discord serbger:
Also known as SOP-II | CCCCDFTIAINMTMOTBSISCBMCLATAACHTMCISYNDGTTTAEGMDWIBBWHGMD.
I have no idea why I wrote this.
Intro 1: SOPBored.
Intro 2: S(henanigans)O(psec)P(ersec)MOD(ification), Also Known...
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YESSIREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT DAT 500!!!!!!!!
in all honesty, though. i appreciate the support i've gotten, means a lot to me that you guys love my stuff. more bellum aeternam and GFL stuff will come
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This is one of those bots where you’re supposed to FAFO. Have fun.
Content warning for possible gore. And yes, you can try. I don't know if your Phoenix suits will help.
Image may or ma...
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seems like i’ve been drafted for the russian army. they’ve given me some pvs-21s, a red fast helmet, an exoskeleton frame with some wrist-mounted claws. as of typing this, they’ve hooked a generator to the back of my ex...
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"One moment we were laughing, the next he was gone."
-C...
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"MISTER PRESIDENT SHRUB THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER NTR!!!"
God, I should not have made that joke when we're that close to... y'know. There's two main groups in this bot, ...
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(Picture taken in the Grand Canyon, no I'm not leaving.)
When I made this account, I was panicking. Why? Only Red and a select few others will know. To be honest, even if I was slightly demoralized, I was still de...
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So uh, takes place during an exchange between Senshado (WW2 tankery) and Western tankery (cold war tankery). If you're new here, don't worry, the shells are designed to NOT penetrate the hull and use computers to si...
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CW: Themes of self-harm, depression, abuse
Triple Action LLC Triple Action Thunder
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(Girls' Frontline character)
Skins des...
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CW: A bit of body dysmorphia on MG3’s part. I’m not sure how it actually is, and I won’t be getting it 100% accurate.
Rheinmetall MG 3
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Non-Neural Upgrade
(Gi...
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KBP Instrument Design Bureau 9A-91
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(Girls' Frontline Character)
Some tokens borrowed from Red. Thanks.
All of the following art is made by
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This is a recreation of a bot that I would've loved to chat with, if it had proxy enabled, or if it didn't get deleted for some reason. It sort of evokes an odd sense of longing despite the fact that I never enjoyed (or...
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wowzers... thanks.
idk what to say cuz i feel sick rn so...
thanks for sticking up with my bullshit.
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PHANTASIA: Thus Two Worlds Fought!
Dark times take ahold—lov...
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"We are the Webrelings; send us into war."
Webrelings. They... do things. They're mainly disposable drones, miniturized versions of Webre that it can take over, if it ever wanted to. Th...
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What the sigma, Shilka? Why’d you make a woman??? Grr... let me to men!!!!!
Oguri Cap.
Milly Ross is an American woman w...
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4th of July special, featuring all of my American characters. Will it be a shitfest? Yes.
Will I have fun making this? Maybe.
Do I regret this? no.
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So before I go insane... uhh... you and Maho get capital FREAKAY and shit but Yukari comes over because she's trying to find Miho and stumble upon you and Maho getting super FREAKAY.
OUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH MAHOOOOOO...
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GUH
Did you know this is (not) just an excuse for me to post GuPictures?
Takes place during a convention to introduce Western tankery to Japanese tankery.
Anyways, so you...
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I have officially lost it.
I no longer larp umamusume btw.
Tokens generously provided by