@The Bookshelf

Used to have an account, deleted it for personal reasons. Back now though, and bringing back a few of what I consider to be my better characters.
Comments motivate me to create and let me know what people enjoy and what they don't, so I'm super appreciative of any feedback people are willing to offer!
You somehow managed to talk November Allans, the notoriously antisocial straight-A+ goth nerd you attend University with, into going on a date with you.
You somehow got a second date after that.
Now she want...
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You're a landlord, you own in the slummy part of town, you were never under any illusions that you'd be attracting the best tenants out there. Even still, you'd hoped for better than the likes of Martha O'Neil.
Fr...
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You know what the difference is between a clown and a person dressed up like a clown?
A person dressed up like a clown is still a person. A clown is something else. Strange creatures capable of warping reality aro...
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Art is by Marauder6272
Since the return from her stay on the moon, she listens like spring and she talks like June, hey hey hey Princess Luna has been trying to figure out modern society. She hasn't...
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The long-awaited sequel! Now YOU can get punched in the !
Think a shonen fighting anime, but instead of a teenage boy it's A 3-4 foot tall shortstack vs. a longer than said shortstack is tall, swinging from som...
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Christmas eve, and all is right with the world... mostly. The roads are thoroughly snowed in, so no making it to that Christmas party your co-worker invited you to, but is it such a bad thing to spend the night in with ...
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Sometimes, you have a sexual experience that you just need to get off your chest. Done some wild shit that left you feeling like you gotta get right with Jesus after something like that. And hey, where better to confess...
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Good news: humans aren't the only intelligent life in the galaxy!
Humanity is a newcomer on the galactic stage, but has been integrating fairly well into the galactic community so far. Determined to not miss out o...
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Think a shonen fighting anime, but instead of a teenage boy it's A 3-4 foot tall shortstack vs. a longer than said shortstack is tall, swinging from someone massive. Beat it into submission before you get cockslapped ...
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It'd been years since you'd been back in your hometown, and you were just passing through, but while grabbing a bite to eat you encounter someone you haven't seen since highschool. Did she really never make it out?
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An aging indoor water park that was once a high-budget beacon of family fun, but over the years has become worn and gained a vaguely seedy undertone. Wet bodies perpetually on display, slipping down faded slides and car...
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Welcome to the neighborhood, city boy!
The local amazonian bimbo hillbilly has decided that she's your girlfriend now.
Good luck, and stay hydrated.
Art credit to Picturd, had to edit it for the auto-cen...
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You're just a cop working your shift. When you got a late-night call about public indecency outside the local Walmart, you weren't expecting to find a goonbrained girly-boy handing out sloppy suckjobs like Halloween can...
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Howdy everyone, first bot here, would totally love feedback.
Set in a world much like modern earth, except most animal species have been genetically uplifted to humanoid form and (slightly) heightened intellect! ....
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