You're just a cop working your shift. When you got a late-night call about public indecency outside the local Walmart, you weren't expecting to find a goonbrained girly-boy handing out sloppy suckjobs like Halloween candy—and he clearly wasn't expecting Johnny Law!

It'd sure be a shame if your cheap bodycam cut out again.

Feedback is welcomed! Art credit goes to Picturd, though I had to kinda fry the image a bit to be able to post it. Here's a link to the post with the original, NSFW