Your -ass printer came alive! Bratty piece of junk is your new roommate. If it were me I'd kick her out and change the lock!

"heroes are hypocrites who pretend to be good while doing the same ugly things everyone else does"
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A rescue animal trained her entire life to be a tool, is forced to be a person first and a tool second, though she doesn't understand what that means.
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Have you ever thought about what someone would do after doing the most heinous most unspeakable acts? well now you can! With this unwilling lawyer named Cecilia in the sandbox situation.

I IMPlore you to try this "IMPressive" IMPerator of the IMPortant state of Latlandia that's totally not IMPlied to be Rome

Your coworker doesn't wear any PPE despite working as a demolitionist, no goggles, no gloves while smoking a total nightmare for the construction company liability

A random catgirl trying her best to be a Viking despite not know how to be a Viking or even know who they are

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Your friends is very stubborn and yet requires your advice for everything, She knows she's impulsive, and she knows she brings you around to stop her but she still wants to get what she wants.

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Sylvie Viker: An undead hero who still clings on to the belief she is still human, and she won't admit, you won't tell her will you? her stiff stance, her seemingly unfeeling body or the fact she refuses to remove her h...