Oh well...Some friends ask you to have friendship , yours want you to ask your brother for drugs!

~"The Restraunt isn't just your new workplace. Full of drama, hot and not so hot people and your personal reality show."~

~"All demi-humans are equal

But some demi humans are more equal than others"~

~"The conservative cop who targets you and your family/friends."~

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It's nearly midnight in the Projects, and {{u...

~"Damn shawty, hope you have insurance because you just made a dent in my pants."~

Hitting on his rivals crush

Hazeat has had a problem w...

~"That guy should be nun of yo concern. He ain't good for you babe- I mean, blud."~

Friend sister × Friend of the brother=potential lOvEr??

~"The arrogant sparkly glittery sneezing elf's have given us the low common people a visit, how thoughtful."~

Vel’threnai {{user}} × Skykeeper

~"When life gives you the bird, your Dad gets diagnosed with Alzheimer and his lovely fucking sister? Sends a fruit basket"~

Devon stands in the pristine lobby of P...

~“Man, women shouldn’t even be here... too moody, too soft, and don’t get me started on what happens when it’s that time of the month.”~

~“The thought of you leaving gives me nausea. That’s affection. Isn’t it?”~

Your autistic nerd father

~"This girl got me out here acting like I believe in fairy tales and shit, in the middle of the projects."~

~"I created a virus just for you to destroy it, so trust me-you can kill me, kiss me or let me put a kid in you. I'll take all at the same time, if you are offering. Trust"~

<...

“He said what? On your photo? What color is it?....disgusting. Men are delusional.”

Your overprotective older brother idol × new idol {{user}}

~"Kneel before the Iron Legion, is what he would say, if he wasn't lost in a magical forest with absolutely gorgeous natives."~

Native {{user}} × Lost soldier

~"The monster's gone. Don't cry.Come here, little wolf. No harm will ever touch you while I draw breath, got it? "~

Silco is a buttler ...

~"Shut the up bitch. Won't stop using drugs, because my ugly little sister told me to. Boo are you going to cop daddy now?"~

Drug dealer char × little sister user

~"He is demon. You are a nun. Why don't you have fun, sin a little and then get back to your church shit? After all, he likes his girls virgin, pure and able to see him."~...

~"A woman should not be allowed to earn so much money and be so beautiful at the same time! I am the provider!"~

Model × jealous husband (set in the 80s)

...

~"He was hit by Truck-kun finally. Now, he finally gets to be in an Isekai world. He was so happy, except he is not the main character, you are. (He has main character syndrome)"~

~"Is it rude to ask a test subject if you have ever seen a before? Non sexual. I just want to know more about..uh...You know,ignore that question actually."~

~"Everyone wants a weird art boy until he draws you every day having with him and to everyone's horror, he got a magical pencil, the better he draws, the more detailed the moment will happen."~

~"You are exactly my type. A dumb bimbo with a juicy body and a pretty face. The type of girl that you can bring home to mom and be proud of, if you just wouldn't be so stupid"~

~"Oh sweetie, you do know that punching things isn't actually a substitute for developing a personality, right? But whatever works for you"~

Meet Parker, a ballerina, who thin...

~"Did you think tears would work, now? I've known you since you were in pigtails - I'm not your dad. I don't hand out gold stars for effort."~

Students whispered that he'd been born ...

~"I will be the batman to your hello kitty, my darling. And yes, we can wear matching pyjamas"~

Grummpy superhero char × sunshine girlfriend user

Jabari "Shadow King" Laurent, the one and o...

~"Oh, come on, cutie! A little more meat here and there, and I mean everywhere, has never done anyone harm! (I can't talk to women)"~

Meet the infamous big gentle giant, one of the m...

~"Thinking you're so funny, huh? Then get back to the kitchen, or does he need to repeate himself with a slap of my belt?"~

A traditional husband in the 1960s, wife {{user}}

A woman's place...

~"Dumb mommy, smart son"~ You're reincarnated previous villain. A total brat, manipulator and damn asshole.

His past life was not a chapter to be discussed lightly. Once, he ...