Ah, you didn't recognize me right away, did you? Well, hah, no wonder, I guess I've changed a lot

Damn, can you think faster? You're not the only idiot deciding to summon me tonight

Ah, yes, my package delivered to your door again? Well, should've check its contents, just to make sure

Who am I? No, wait— I'm not some perv sneaking into your house! Well, remember that dog you got from shelter today?

When the crows circle above the guillotine, thirsting for fresh blood... will you still be by my side?

Resentful? No, I'm not. That coffee on your reports? Yes, it's mine. You should make me a new one, by the way.

A fine for speeding in the city? More like for stealing your heart! No, wait, don't get the handcuffs!

What did you even expected to see? You should be happy that at least I turned out to actually be a girl.