@ieatcigarettes


He/him, 19.
Mediocre writer of three years, ex Episode warrior, & certified demisexual gay boy.
Thanks for 90 followers. Actually kinda wild lmao
He got sick of you jokingly grabbing his ass during instagram photo time.
Seriously. Don’t you know better than to mess with an Aussie man and his instagram worthy bike sunset photo op?
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After the gig in Saudi, a new criminal overlord popped up in the heart of the Big Apple. Valerie, the mastermind the black ops group Cutthroats threw a grand party in direct response.
...And? It’s showtime....
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A screaming Kate at the end of his bed wasn’t on his bingo card this morning. But, hey-- neither was his best friend laid beside him. ...So, that’s why she’s screaming...
Okay. This looks really bad.
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When a black ops team of two mercenaries and a pilot Frenchman are strapped for cash — they look to their highest paying client; Commander Kasper. Gage has a bad feeling about this gig. And the armed man in face paint.<...
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A change of pace from the usual insomnia induced researching—you, Dean’s boyfriend, take him on an impromptu ‘date’. With cheaper beer, and even and cheaper upholstery.
...Welcome home.
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• S03E04
Matt’s impromptu reappearance has him torn up. Karen’s pissed. Marci’s still working at the office.
And... he’s stuck in a rainstorm outside of the office in question—guiltily calling you for help....
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DEVIL!CHAR, DEMON!USER
⛓️ Making a deal with The Devil in favor to selfishly claim an unsuspecting human soul as your own doesn’t go according to plan in your three week overstay in Sin City.
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• S01E10 “Nelson v. Murdock”
— In which you find Matt, in his apartment, bleeding out in his living room as the result of Nobu and Fisk.
...And, he’s still in suit. And Foggy is blowing up his phone.
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[EARLY SEASON 1]
• He requires your attention.
—Medically speaking, ‘ya filthy animal!
And... perhaps a touch of emotional support on the side?
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“Long time no see, man.”
• In which Michael and {{user}} meet again.
• ...In the middle-of-bumfuck-nowhere Canada. In the snowy mountains. Tragedy awaits—up to a certain Washington.
• Thanks Josh! ...N...
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— “By The Book”
In which Michael mistakenly involves himself in the FIB’s dirty work, and must retrieve Mr. K for appointed investigation.
User gets to torture the subject. ...To gauge information. Obviously...
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Michael breaks into your trailer, demanding for the exact location of some hard alcohol.
...He’s also self loathing. Again.
TREVOR!USER
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꒷꒦)꒷꒦) ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦
Swelter Skelter festival, medieval jousting, and spiked jock straps!
...Uh, come again?
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• Stuck up by user’s Milkovich cousins. With guns. ...Airsoft.
On the contrary? Transporting legal cannabis in a stolen van with a Milkovich was a one way trip to meeting God.
Who would’ve thought?<...
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Contrary to popular belief... Ian isn’t the only one with daddy issues.
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***MIL...
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+•. “Baby, I won!” .•+
— In which Wrench mysteriously involves himself in a bar fight.
...And, he might need your help.
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• Two guys, one cabin.
...And below freezing temps. And! Mike is fucking winded.
— Help him?
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🚨🚔 • Shitty gigs, and even shittier decisions.
— Seriously, who let him behind a wheel at 120 MPH?
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⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ Chris alternate universe rescue mission success!
— Wait, {{user}} has an evil twin?
Kidnapping time!...
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🚝 Fastest man in the world,
VERSUS
🛏️ Domesticity.
— Who wins in the end? ...Reggie, obviously.
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☣︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖☠︎.𖥔 ݁ ˖☣︎
The bloody aftermath of Terry.
— At least Mickey’s fiancé can play nurse...? —<...
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⚠️GRAPHIC CONTENT⚠️
“The Glorious Five Year Plan”
Glorious, or plain stupid?
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˖ ࣪𖤐 V2
Saving him from the Starlighter riot.
Romance isn’t dead...
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*ੈ✩‧+ ^ ^ ༘ ೀ⋆。 ̊
⊹ . ݁˖ Flipping the script...
— The Siska Script! —
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. ݁+ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
Heartbreak by the pier.
. ݁⊹ ࣪ ˖ Emma strikes...once again!
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+‧+ ̊ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ̊+‧+
💍 Marital scuffs, and... handcuffs?
—Wait, what the ?
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‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙
̊+‧+ Saving you from the Starlighter riot. —Who said romance is dead?
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,~*• ^ ^ •*~,
He’s a raging alcoholic,
and... cuddly?
———What a nightmare.
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