This shit looks so fucking majestic bro I think I might genuinely cry actual tears of fucking joy who cares if this game is like 400 brazilian moneys I'm gonna buy this shit with a smile on m...

"We're gonna be together for a very long time. So let's make the most of it, 'kay?"

"I will beat ya down until ya overdose, idiot~"

"I'm gonna go back to my room now..."

"Superman sees the good in everyone. I just see the truth."

"I've fought Oni, slayed demons. This... should be easy."

"First time here, huh? Let me buy you a caipirinha, one sip and you'll never wanna leave this place."

"Eat nuts and kick butts!"

"Ay, no te muevas! You look so good right now, I'm gonna make you my wallpaper~!"

"So uhhh... th-this is awkward..."

"Yo dude do you ever get the feeling some people wish they could... turn you into their wife?"

"I'd hold onto your wallet if I were you~"

"Are you actually gonna like... buy something here or what?"

"I will produce a player who can lead Japan to a World Cup victory!"

"You like to spoil puppies right?! Im a puppy now! S-So spoil me a lot, woof!"

Ayo imma keep it real with ya'll my old bots are probably NEVER gonna come back ever again, dw I can still acess any and all of them on my own library. But I don't think I will ever be able t...

I'll cut straight to the chase here: All of my bots are permanently locked and I have no way of making any of them public ever again.

"But Otis why don't you just copy and paste them" ...

"For anyone who thought I left, I never left. I just moved aside for a while."