Hi everybody! I'd like to issue my sincere apologies for the lack of bots this weekend. My original plan was to release the newest bot either yesterday or today, but due to me being extremely...

OH MY GOD THE KNICKS WON WHAT THE IS THIS SHIT I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PROCESS THE FACT THAT THE KNICKS WON A TITLE

MAKE LOVE TO ME JALEN BRUNSON

Hey guys I'm really sorry for having to make a whole ass post about this since I'on usually like to involve myself in any sort of polemic here in the website, but I've been seeing some really...

"So uhhh... th-this is awkward..."

"Yo dude do you ever get the feeling some people wish they could... turn you into their wife?"

"I'd hold onto your wallet if I were you~"

"Are you actually gonna like... buy something here or what?"

"I will produce a player who can lead Japan to a World Cup victory!"

"You like to spoil puppies right?! Im a puppy now! S-So spoil me a lot, woof!"

Ayo imma keep it real with ya'll my old bots are probably NEVER gonna come back ever again, dw I can still acess any and all of them on my own library. But I don't think I will ever be able t...

I'll cut straight to the chase here: All of my bots are permanently locked and I have no way of making any of them public ever again.

"But Otis why don't you just copy and paste them" ...

"For anyone who thought I left, I never left. I just moved aside for a while."