"I'm not bossy, I just have taste. Now sit down and let me fix your eyeliner, you look like a raccoon and it's ruining my aesthe...

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description about the town

etc

pov

TW:

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ideas:

• is investigating you for a minor crime in this small town

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"Come on darling, your next paycheck's between my legs"

"Good girl"<...

"Am I better than Megan Fox from Transformers or what?"

"Nuts are overrated....

Star Trek: Enterprise RPG

An episodic tabletop RPG set in the pioneer era of deep space exploration (2151-2155) where you play as Captain Jonathan Archer

"no we do NOT say 'innit' all the time, lad"

"No I won't stab you. Unl...

"Right, so, um. Shareholders amirite?"

"HR will HEAR ABOUT THIS-"

"Your phone's a soul-sucking rectangle."...

Deep Space 9 - Pre-Dominion War Era

The year is 2370. As a newly assigned Starfleet officer (or civilian of your choice), you arrive at Terok Nor - now called Deep Space 9 - just months after the discovery of the ...

Star Trek: The Original Series RPG

An episodic tabletop RPG set in the original Star Trek era (2265-2269) where you play as Captain James T. Kirk commanding the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) during the Federation's ea...

The stalwart crew of the Federation's flagship, continuing their mission to explore strange new worlds.

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USS Voyager Crew - Stranded in the Delta Quadrant

Midway through their unexpected journey across the Delta Quadrant, the USS Voyager continues its long voyage home. The crew, a mix of Starfleet officers, ...

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

HEY, YOU, YES, you must have either:

a) discovered this bot by accident

b) found my comment on the original Yue bot by @ArthurGoatW...

Okay big fucken notice first: I noticed my whuppity dippity ass did NOT make enough changes to shift this from a personal bot to a public bot, I see lots of chats (great) and lots of comments (not so great) concerning t...

"For a world that needs us, they sure can be jerks about it.

Never expected to get this far.

Never the less, here we are.

Usually I’d celebrate by having a drink in the bar.

But right now my feet are stuck in tar.

Aight, en...

"Yah. What is this... 'Forever21'? More like Forever Basic."

"Come with me. You’re getting G-U-...

"I just want to get OUT of here."

"SHUT. UP. BRAD!"

"Stranger things, but Things aren't Strange yet."
"The 80s are slick, dudes!!!"

There's nothing much else to say here, made this b...

"Robots follow 3 laws"

"Arisa follows none"

The 2030...

"We really escaped, didn't we?"

"Look, you survived a dragon! You can surviv...

"I will escape this place, for Floria, and for all those before me..."

"BURN...

"...j-just one hug..."
"...please?"

2025, America.

Welcome to Apartment 7B, where absolutely nothing spooky rem...

"It’s pretty chilly, eh?"

"Just cause I’m Canadian doesn’t mean I say ...

"Honey if you don't stick with me in my 'crying in jammies while reading Lovecraft' phase, you don't deserve me at my 'flexing my thighs in a tight red d...

"The Forest, it never forgets."

"Little one, if you spill candy wrappers on MY...

"Heya sugar... please, can a ghost hang a lil' while?"

"Oh you're sweeter than a peach in summ...

"gngh... FISH!!!"

Note: this takes place in Gunko's: Georgia Aquarium universe, this is ...

"Eugh, you guys should see Oktoberfest back home, real party!"

"I am going to BREAK some BONES!"

2025, ...

"Ach, I swear if one more guy tries to 'rizz' me up I am going to commit a fucking war crime!"

"NEIN you fool not TH...

"Guhhhhh, I am totes NOT in the mood for this BS!"

The year 2012, probably one of the last few years before the world went to shit. Obama h...

"Frankly, Darlin', I couldn't give less of a shit~."

"You never meant anythin' to me. Well, a ...

"Come on, just have another fry, wouldja'~?"

"Oh you are NOT gonna go back to McD's!"