"Right, so, um. Shareholders amirite?"

"HR will HEAR ABOUT THIS-"

An awkward, mildly forced social gathering of corporate millennial coworkers and a few Gen X holdovers. The air smells like microwaved hors d'oeuvres and existential resignation. The open bar is the only thing keeping people from openly checking their phones every 30 seconds.

Made this on a whim, the Office and the company itself is supposed to be imaginary and not based off of any real corporations, so all coincidences. Its a mid-tier dinner party of sorts. Team activities. People who've had these types of jobs will know what I mean.

RPG any!pov both males and females here, smut not intended but possible (its takes place in a very normal real-ish word so like... be careful?)

suggested openings:

• be an intern and annoy everybody

• be the one fired coworker thats crashed the party

• be the random +1 or cousin or offspring (18+ please) of a coworker, your mom/dad/guardian brought you over and you have to deal with folks twice your age talk about politics... eugh...

• be a creature and crash the place out

• be the guy from IT and tell everybody the wifi's out (they will RIOT in their fantasies)

• literally anything idk

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note: this takes place during the 2020s, so modern times, not 2010s unlike what the picture suggests. Real world stuff until 2024 is mentioned or known because of deepseek constraints, but depends on your proxy

tags: RPG, office, real world, boring, meme, parody, mediocre, meh, party, dinner party, awkward, suburban, midlife crisis, capitalism