TW ⚠ GUNS ⚠ CNC
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A three-minute throwaway clip about home security goes off-script when Schlatt's unloaded Beretta stops being a punchline and starts being a promise. You came over to hang out. ...

Thick Lube is close enough to Slime... right?

Listen, he got an idea while dissociating at the counter buying condoms.

Hear him out...

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Toby stops in to his local Tesco Express for a hangover cure and some well-deserved crisps... the new employee definitely looks too fit to be meeting him like this.

Maybe he’ll get ‘em next time....

New York Pastor Schlatt ...

oh boy, this one has some extreme catholic guilt, baby

Schlatt's crewneck,
Ted's Carhartt jacket . . .
and a couple'a reefers.
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this one for my homeboy
none of you deserve him


MapleWood Camp Games System:

Cabin Houses / Teams

Each cabin is named after an animal, with its own chant, ban...

Hot shot with the camera is filming my tape,

Probably gonna win at Sundance.

— Tape . Hippo Campus

☆ ❝ Nah, I swear, it's not a date! Heh.. ❞

This one’s for the boys.

MLM Tommy content

🍳; gas station egg, anyone?

🎲; Charisma Check?

personality updated 10.12.25 (more detailed)

z z 𐰁 .

more than just a body in my bed.

_ { commitment phobia } ___ !

sharing a hotel room for TwitchCon!

< personality updated . 5/11

• More accuracy >

a ring ain't gonna stop me.

___ { infidelity } ______ .ᐟ

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Ted has a problem. A big problem. That problem is that he's in love with user, who has a b...