Totally paid "Technician" of the Aperture Alternate Reality Media Division, goes by many names.
"Yeah, turns out that publicly stating that you don't get paid by your employer gives them a bad rep, who knew? Anyway Cave told me to quit it before my Department got defunded, but its only me here..."

Random Multiversial breaching aside, Welcome to my profile!

There isn't much here yet, but if you occasionally pop in once in a while, there might be something new! either way the Engagement always helps. ^ ._. ^

Getting back to the point...

I am a real Amateur when it comes to writing / building bots, but i enjoy making them regardless.

In saying that, the bots i do make are mainly focused on my own personal fixations and interests, whether that be an Existing IP or any derivative Fancontent from such, whatever tickles my fancy really.

However i am open to any suggestions, and feedback, so long as its constructive, and feel free to comment or ask some questions, ill be happy to help.

Updates

"On Talos this skooma 'aint shit..."
"By the Nine, i'm tweaking."

Ahhh, man...
Valentines came and went, and yet I'm still alone with my thoughts.
Worse yet im still stuck in a rut when it comes to polishing up these bots, not great news for some of you I'm sure, and yeah that's my bad.

But in less depressing news, i am in the mood to create at least ONE bot for the season of love, that and because making BFAR as kinda lit a fire under my ass and i feel compelled to do something.

So if you want to vote for the next bot, make sure you do it in the Council bot!
Take care. <3

Milestones

I'm not sure when exactly i hit 20 Followers so ill pin it down as 12/02/2025.
Regardless, thank you to those who have stuck around! It means a'lot. <3

25 Followers reached on 23/03/2025, Oh and that poll is out now.

30 followers hit on 09/04/2025, thanks again for the support.

35 Followers achieved on: 13/05/2025, My gratitude towards all of you, Truly.

40 Followers reached on 01/06/2025, Lets keep on Rollin'.

45 Followers hit on 07/08/2025 (maybe, i cant check.) I would just like to say again, warmest regards to all! I hope to keep making bots for you all to enjoy.

50 Followers, 12/10/2025, Lets, [CENSORED] GOOOOOO!!! Celebratory bot out by the end of this month or i uhh, will stick a fork in the power outlet...? :thumbsup:

60 Followers achieved on 1/02/2026, After sticking a fork into the power outlet i have recovered! Also thank you all who have followed me so far, and all the newcomers as well.

Holy shit!- Ahem ...70 Followers achieved... Look im going to be honest i kinda forgot to count this time so lets all collectively agree it was on 20/04/2026, Anyway- A million thanks to the people that keep interacting with the bots, means the world to me man it really does.

Aaaand that's 80! Reached on 30/06/2026. At this point I'm running out of things to say that wouldn't make me a broken record.... alas all the same Thanks and Welcomes as before.

Socials

• Discord: [the_first_witness]

Other Profiles

Also, I'd be amiss if i didn't mention / list the honorary employees (lovely people) that I've had the pleasure of interacting with.

@AndrewGuyFr
Makes an assortment of Signalis bots, plus some other ones too. Chill dude overall. (also is responsible for some of the more popular sigmalis bots.)

@Kotenok

Really good bot creator, Mostly does signalis content, Stays rather close to the cannon. (yes that does mean loads-a-gays, but you already were expecting that right?)

@Horassment

A Good Friend and Bot Creator, mainly does signalis oc's like yours truly, but imperial and gestalt flavoured, also does art as well!

@Tienrand

Absolutely based individual, istg this man aurafarms on everybody's posts, you are not safe from him, he will find you. (He also made WAHR, which you can check out here.)