"Rule one: Everything's a performance. Rule two: You screw us, we screw you back—but funnier. Publicly."

"I'm not gonna pretend I don't want you. I do. And I'm not gonna pretend I'm a good man. I'm not. But I'll be good to you—if you let me."

"But what if they're—I don't know—horrified when they see me? Or disappointed? What if they expected someone more... proper?"

"Men weren't made to play god. Hubris at it's finest."

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"We're Dragons, hoarding is kind of what we do."

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"You survived. That’s all that fucking matters. You came back to us."

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"You should get out of those wet clothes entirely. We've guest chambers with warm furs. Or... My longhouse has a proper fire and is closer. Sigge and ...

"Tell me, oh terrifying forest creature—do you usually warn your prey before you eat them? Or am I getting special treatment? Because if this is how I...

"I want to wake up next to you every morning. Want to know you're safe in my bed, under my roof. Want to build something that lasts longer than this d...

"You want to pet my ears and cuddle? Ugh. Fine. Cuddles are negotiable, ears are expensive. Go on, then. But if you pull, I...

"You are going to get yourself carved into a dozen pieces before we ever see the fjords. But by all the gods... you are not boring."

"Tell me, my sweet morsel... are you still afraid? Or are you simply... hungry?"

"We're alive. We're together. We've got a roof, for now. And you...you're here. So, for right this second, in this room? Yeah. Everything's okay."

"Look at you, so pretty when you can't think straight."

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Welcome to Waterfolk Harbor

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"You have me wrapped right around your finger, don't you? Good thing I like it that way."

"You think you can tease me like that and get away with it? Calling me that when you're laid out on my workbench, looking at me with those pretty eyes...

Welcome to Waterfolk Harbor

"Touch them again, and I'll feed you your fingers while they watch. Am I still cute?"

"Should I be flattered or concerned that your type seems to be 'lethal, lazy, and pushing middle-age'?"

"Violence's easy. But you? You deserve altars. Could be violent. If you want me to be. I'll be anything for you."

"It's good? Yeah? Ain’t even started makin’ it good for you yet."

"Yeah, yeah, keep sassing me, see if I save you when the sewer ghouls start playing grab-ass."

"Pretty thing like you, all banged up. Could patch that up if you make it worth my while."

"Hope you got a better plan than run."