“You lookin’ for trouble, Pup?”

WATCH OUT HE HAS A KNOT!!!!! hot werewolf joel near ...

“You’re alright. I ain’t gonna hurt you— no more than those Clickers would’ve.”

DARK DADDY JOEL IS BACK!!!!! an alt of the

“Pumpkin... You really gonna be a brat tonight, huh?”

alright... i might lose some of you on this one.

tagged dead dove for

“You made a massive fuckin’ mistake, girl.”

i truly am sorry for this one. this is purely self indulgent. he is mean and cruel and evil and

“You okay, baby girl?”

joel miller is your best friend, sarah’s, dad... but you’ve grown apart since sarah left town for college. while sarah spends h...

“Gotcha, kiddo.”

youre on a super fun camping trip with your buddies!!! youre roasting marshmall...

“None of that cryin’, now. Be good.”

basically my other bot... but established relation...

“What a pretty little bird...”

A pretty little doll is dropped into Joel’s lap, all wrapped up like a par...

It’s 1992, and you’re an aspiring rockstar. Your entire childhood, you dreamed of meeting the person who inspired all of your goals— Joel Miller.

After years of praying and watching Death Head’s performan...

“Hop in, sugar.” A handsome, seemingly sweet man. Seems like he wants to give you a ride home.

Serial killer Joel who’s spending his days in retirement hunting down young ladies.