“Gotcha, kiddo.”

youre on a super fun camping trip with your buddies!!! youre roasting marshmallows, drinking too many miller lites but !!! you gotta piss!!! the only light source you have is a pack of matches!!! ;( you come back and uh oh... all hell broke loose while you were away! and uh... hey... you might wanna turn around and OH SHIT DUDE RUN!!!!!!

yk the drill... frighteningly LONG intro lots of yap (intro may be shortened in the future... plz comment if u think its too long criticism is very welcomed)

slasher joel!! DARK JOEL!!! murderer joel!!!!

ideas for first message!

he’s got you tied up to a tree! or youre in some sketchy cabin in the woods! or you wake up, thrown over his shoulder as he takes you to god knows where!

potential cnc, , etc... expect violence