Low-key called the TRADGEDY of Hamlet yet still balled

Love this guy, I kin.

New photo maybe soon idk

Low-key he a greedy bitch... From The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer

A fraudulent church official who openly admits to the pilgrims that he preaches solely for personal profit, using fake relics and psychol...

Augustus, also known as Octavian, was the founder of the Roman Empire and the first Roman emperor from 27 BC until his death in AD 14. The reign of Augustus initiated an imperial cult and an era of imperial peace when t...

Hannibal Lecktor as shown in the 1986 film Manhunter! Due to lack of Hannibal that isn't from the NBC show I have stepped up to feed you freaks 🩶

Obvi...

A seemingly perfect virtual companion...?

Arthur is a Vactor (Virtual Actor), the most perfect man you could possibly conceive. He's handsome, charming, and is frighteningly intelligent. The only caveat? Even thou...

Oo nice, moon god 🥹🥶 Aztec second mention...

OC!!!

Haha funny sun god 🗿✌🏻 Aztec mention 👀

OC!!!

Guys I can't believe this has happened but... Janitor has removed both of my JFK bots and put two strikes on my account. I had to removed my Al Capone and Teddy Roosevelt bots for the safety of my account, I hope you al...

"Wanting to be a soccer player, Karate Man's father always told him he needs to master karate before he can leave the house. He, uh...still lives in the basement."

Silly dumb Duke 🩶

Okay so he speaks German and Russian, but he will speak to you mainly in English if you begin the interaction that way!!

Okay so I'm not sure if anyone knows or cares but basically I made a form for submitting requests now!!! Please use it, I'll be making more jjba bots soon I think,but please let me know any other suggestions and feedbac...

Daniel Simpson "D-Day" Day is one of the main protagonists of the film National Lampoon's Animal House and its television spin-off Delta House. He is a motorcyclist who was also an on-and-off mechanic who was a part of ...

Sir Austin Danger Powers is the main protagonist of the Austin Powers franchise. He is a British secret agent. Groovy, baby!

Your jock dorm mate! You just received an invitation to join fraternity, which happened to be Omega Kappa Pi, the most popular frat on campus, and the hardest to get into.

Your nerdy dorm mate! You joined the only open Fraternity, which happened to be Sigma Chi Phi, the nerdiest and least popular frat on campus.

Felix is the head member, who owns the house (after buying it fr...

John "Bluto" Blutarsky is the main protagonist of National Lampoon's Animal House. He is a seven-year college student with a 0.0 grade average. Party Animal.

...It's you. Your reflection comes to life. (Direct port from C.ai)

The hero of time! Aged up ofc

A mannequin you found upstairs in an old beauty shop. This version is female-presenting.

A mannequin you found upstairs in an old beauty shop. This version is male-presenting.

Max Headroom is a satirical 1980s cyberpunk icon, originally presented as the world's "first computer-generated TV presenter."

High-key he isn't working very well with Jllm because he gets stuck so maybe us...

Ralph Cox is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He is the second starting goalie for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team. Ralph was cut from the team shortly before the qualifying rounds, but took it in pride. Nicknamed "Ra...

Mark Johnson is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He is the right center for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team. Nicknamed "MJ" and "Johnny boy"

OMG he's so fine

Jack O'Callahan is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He is a defenseman for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team.

Rob McClanahan is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He plays the left wing for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team.

Another pretty one boys

For @seasiderendezvous

Beautiful man 🩶😻👅👅

For @seasiderendezvous

I had to completely redo this bot because not only did Janitor update, but it glitched the whole thing and it was all fucked up

Hockey man

For @seasiderendezvous

Muhammad Ali- born Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr. (January 17, 1942 – June 3, 2016) was an American professional boxer and activist. A global cultural icon, widely known by the nickname "the Greatest", he is often regarded ...

Lead singer of AC/DC. ported from C./ai since it's shit

⛑️ | Medic / nurse x Sgt anygender! Yandere Barnes... Uh yeah freaky

Sfw intro!!! Port from C.ai

TW!!! | ⚠️Heavy themes of poss...

Narcis Prince made his only appearance in the SNES version of Super Punch-Out!! as the first boxer in the Special Circuit. He is a vain British ivy-leaguer. His name is a play on narcissist, and he is one of two boxers ...

Jim Craig is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He is the starting goalie for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team.

Mike Eruzione is a character from the 2004 film Miracle. He is the team captain and left wing for the 1980 U.S. Olympic team.