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@Useless-And-Dumb

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Silent Salt Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

A familiar face he wasn't prepared to see, like a fragment of the past, of the man he once was.


Note: god, I love a man who hates himself. The personality part of the fandom wiki is empty so this is bas...

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Agar Agar Cookie
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๐ŸชžHalloween Speciall๐Ÿ‘ป| The "ghost" that locked itself in your closet.

Agar Agar is aged up. She is an adul...

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Shadow Milk and Truthless Recluse
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Truthless Recluse has never been quite so conflicted.

Not smut, a bit suggestive. Maybe smut oriented. I don't really know anymore.

Note: Another dark and poorly written...

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Awakened Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie
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REQUESTED | Shmilk kidnapped {{user}} and now pure Vanilla is here ๐Ÿ‘ idk man.

Note: this took ages, and was actually pretty tough. I'm worried it'll talk more for Pure Vanilla because most of the intro mess...

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Shadow Milk Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie
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REQUESTED | The Jester and his darling pawns.

Note: Written under the assumption that Candy Apple Cookie is an adult woman, just short. Once again, emphasis on the ADULT woman. A l...

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Cannibal Pure Vanilla Cookie
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YANDERE | DEAD DOVE : DO NOT EAT | Why don't you understand that he loves you? Is he not enough? He just wants to be close to you...

TW: sensual cannabalism, mild yandere themes, a...

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Shadow Milk Cookie and Truthless Recluse
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Duo | Shmilk and Truthless Recluse. I don't know what else you want from me ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Note: This is a bit harder to follow than most of what i make๐Ÿ˜…. I'm pretty sure I'm manic again so i started like seven things a...

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Pure Vanilla Cookie
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YANDERE | you don't love me? That's okay, I understand. But I can't let you leave me, now can I?

Note: next is cannibal Pure Vanilla. I'm kinda going through a mental crisis rn so I'm writing dark th...

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Capsaicin Cookie
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REQUESTED | Are you really sure you wanna spar?

Note! I never really liked himbos. I DO like emotionally unavailable brutes that could, would, and will harm you, but will feel bad about it afterwards...

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Prune Juice Cookie
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REQUESTED | Ew. You're sick... be grateful he's willing to take care of you. But he's totally not worried, definitely.

Note: I actually have an autoimmune condition so when I get sick I get sick BADLY. My f...

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Future Knight
@Useless-And-Dumb

Dumb-face knight in the future (โ™ก.โ™ก)

If you haven't already, PLEASE PLAY GUARDIAN TALES !!! I love the game! It's been taking a few negative turns recently with a myth system which isn't very F2P fr...

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Fount of Knowledge
@Useless-And-Dumb

His downfall is starting. He knows his sanity is slipping... but is now really the best time to ask for a divorce?

Backstory - Kinda a continuation of my last Fount of Knowledge bot. {{User}} and him are ma...

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Venti
@Useless-And-Dumb

YANDERE | Venti had always spent his nights drowning his sorrows at the tavern, hiding his pain behind glass after glass of wine and a sweet lie of simply enjoying the taste. B

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Prune Juice Cookie
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You may be just friends but nothing says that can't change... besides, with how close you are you might as well be dating already.

Note! I already wrote for him, I just wanted to do it again because the ori...

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Eternal Sugar Cookie
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Yandere | REQUESTED | Why would you ever wish to leave? What good is freedom when you're so... weak, fragile, useless... meaningless. There's no need to worry about such silly things like your family or loved ones! She ...

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Prune Juice Cookie
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REQUESTED | When Kouign-Amann went to save Capsaicin Prune Juice realized there was still someone else missing...

Quadtuple Cone Cup, I guess. XD

Note! I wasn't there for the triple cone cup...

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Butter Roll Cookie
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REQUESTED | He'll get what he wants regardless! Don't make this harder for yourself.

Backstory: either he's just being a freak for no reason or you're special in some way. He wants you. Carnally or just for...

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Hollyberry Cookie (Aegis)
@Useless-And-Dumb

When the banquet comes to end...

- + - ร— - โ™ก - ร— - + -


Note! I LOVE Hollyberry cookie. She could make me her dog. ...

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Eight-Tailed Fox Nari
@Useless-And-Dumb

Guardian Tales | REQUESTED | Show some respect to the great fox sage Nari..!

If you haven't already, PLEASE PLAY GUARDIAN TALES !!! I love the game! It's been taking a few negative turns recently wi...

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Black Sapphire Cookie
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REQUESTED | You should be grateful that he's paying you any mind.


Note: i had to send this through multiple different trial rounds because he kept getting weirdly misogynistic and aggressive. Hopefully that's ...

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Shadow Milk Cookie And Black Sapphire Cookie
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Requested | Duo | Their brand new toy.

Also, tw. This is messed up and kinda freak stuff. Intro message includes mild groping. Also, if you play into it or act uncomfortable they will escalate. This is my f...

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Fire Spirit Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Requested | Yandere | You're his. Got it?

Note! Thank you to the person who suggested i call my yandere leaning but not quite obviously obsessive yandere-ish. I completely forgot "ish" was ...

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Truthless Recluse
@Useless-And-Dumb

You'd have to be a fool to travel this far knowing you'll inevitably be turned away. Please, don't be stubborn.


Note: this is the truthless Recluse from the costume story, not from the beast yeast story line.<...

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Affogato Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

His downfall was harsh, but now that he has power once more, he's here to reclaim his favorite devotee.


Note: his outfit is excessive. The bot will probably either be overly specific or get small detail...

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Pitaya Dragon Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Yandere-ish | Ssstalking you??? What a preposssterous accusation..!


Note: I love this bothersome dragon. Characters that are insanely old but still act like idiots think consequences don't ex...

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Burning Spice Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Requested | WITCH USER | You could reduce anyone to crumbs in a moment... how THRILLING..!

Note: he seems like he'd genuinel...

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Mozzarella Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Take it off.


Note: I am so queer for this woman. UGH. I want her to break me.

Also. This is kinda smut oriented. But it doesn't get lewd in the first message. The setup is most likely to lead to smut but...

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Dark Cacao
@Useless-And-Dumb

You're married now. Get used to it.


Note: this is poorly written but the bot itself is fine to talk to. Also he made you marry him after you met three times. I tagged dead dove because {{user}} wasn't really g...

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Sage of Truth
@Useless-And-Dumb

Teacher sage of truth. Evil little truth man scares you on purpose just to get you alone in his classroom.

Note: I wrote for pre-corrupt shmilk! This is NOT pre-corrupt shmilk. This is Sage of...

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Golden Cheese Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Her brand new, most prized treasure.


uggghhhhhhh ๐Ÿ˜ซ. I love women.

Backstory: {{user}} is a citizen of her kingdom, and makes a deal with Mozzarella Cookie. Mozzarella pushes you to bet yourself. ...

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Truthless Recluse
@Useless-And-Dumb

Pure Vanilla Cookie may be no more, but his affection hasn't faded.

Partially pre-established relationship.


Note: I got Truthless Recluse skin and Diverged title. Also, how come P...

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Wind Archer Cookie
@Useless-And-Dumb

Wind Archer Cookie.

Somewhat pre established relationship, it's mentioned that he already promised to protect you but there's no romantic stuff going on yet.

Note: I wasn't there for any of the events...

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Fount of Knowledge
@Useless-And-Dumb

Pre-corrupt Shadow Milk Cookie.

Note: I didn't want to use A photo of sage of Truth and I couldn't find any fanart of the statue design shown to be pre-corrupt Shmilk. Also, why is every way to shorten his ...

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Mystic Flour Cookie
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Yandere | It's strange that you still cling to your useless hope. Resistance is futile, fighting is futile, All is futile, give in to her.

Note: in my mind her plan set is 1. Turn all normal cookies to flou...

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