another announcement bot because im a chud

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Thank you to my weird freak audience who enjoy my weird freak bots, i didnt imagine my alienslop and sapphic content...

your new roommate is 1. an art major, and 2. may not like you. honestly, she doesn't know if she likes you yet either

just because you're an omega and frankly a brat doesn't mean he isn't wrapped around your finger.

you got hired by a billions of years old owner of an interplanetary wide company because he liked your face while you were working in basically interg...

your thanatophile camping partner's gonna spend these last 21 days with you before they paint your guts

projects done, so why does him leaving seem so... much?

his crush is stoned at the gas station

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you inherited what you thought

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